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...to decide who they're interested in and who they're not.

But he didn't know...

Hold on to this for the second set.

I don't know yet.

All right. Let's have fun.

...to finally bring this home. What do you say?

Well, I don't know if I can come. I-- I'll have to check with my boyfriend.

- College? -Pennington High School.

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...or are you a dragger...

Downbeat on 18. Okay? Here we go.

Hey, fuck off, Johnny Utah. Turn my pages, bitch.

And that's more than most people ever do.

Like, a JVC thing. And I didn't know if maybe you'd wanna go...

What do you do?

- Hello? -Hey, Nicole, it's Andrew.

...to say some things about me.

- Oh, God. -Get out.

Now we're gonna slow it down a little bit.

In four, damn it. Look at me.

ANSWER!- I pulled a mob and wiped

It's been too long. Been too long.

Would you wanna go out with me ever?

- I mean, the food's good too, but... -No, the pizza's really good.

- Yes. What is that? -Dotted 16th note.

Well, you got plenty of options still.

Now, the Caseys aren't wealthy, they don't wanna file suit.

I'm really sorry about everything.

Were you wiping or were you smudging

His mother claims this started during his time as Fletcher's student.

Yeah. It's all right.

if I ever see someone ask about the F1M I swear to fucking god I will stop being so polite

...and plays the best motherfucking solo the world has ever heard.

SAY IT LOUDER! IM UPSET!

The kit is a fucking tonal catastrophe. Get it in tune, all right?

Rushing. Five, six, and...

No wonder Mommy ran out on you. Get off the fucking kit.

This scared, skinny kid...

Yeah, it's going really well. I'm the new core drummer, so--

Look up here. Look at me.

If you deliberately sabotage my band...

You think Carlton football is a joke? Come play with us.

No? So you just don't give a shit?

So for the final ... REDACTING TIME!!!!!!!!,

- Andrew. -Yeah.

And Jim, teacher of the year.

What's up, Andrew?

I wanted you guys to know he was a beautiful player.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Yeah, I mean, it's not for everybody.

Maybe now's the time for Neiman to earn the part.

Oh, my dear God.

- College? -Pennington High School.

That is a double-time swing.

I'm okay. Thanks.

SAY IT LOUDER I'M UPSET

Because I'm doing that, it's gonna take up my time.

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I'm not at Shaffer anymore.

Yeah. I don't think they like me too much.

Don't slow down.

See, this to me is the beauty of Studio Band.

- Hey. -Congratulations.

SAY IT LOUDER!!!!!!! I'M UPSET!!!!!!!

Do you think you're out of tune?

are you playing an instrument yet?

- No, no, sir. -A couple more blocks.

A little under tempo, okay? Neiman, just do your best.

Yeah, it's going really well. I'm the new core drummer, so--

Get your sticks and get your ass on-stage. On-stage!

And Jones nearly decapitates him for it.

I wasn't there to conduct.

His name was Sean Casey.

Come on, let's go home.

- You got any friends, Andy? -No.

- What does that have to do with me? -He suffered from anxiety, depression.

- Living up to your title. -I scored a 93-yard touchdown.

I'm guessing most of you folks have heard--

Left turn, 200 feet.

“Shaffer Conservatory.

- Can you even read music? What's that? -Eighth note.

None of us were friends with Charlie Parker. That's the point.

If you don’t start killing the spiders So help me, I will stop being so fucking polite

They brought back the JVC Fest this year.

I still go to the movies with my dad.

...or if you make one fucking mistake...

- Are you upset? -No.

Play the goddamn music.

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Oh, my dear God.

I'm gonna be on your time.

You're a dumb fuck! A dumb fuck!

- Sorry, I thought-- -Show me your rudiments.

Charlie Parker didn't know anybody till Jo Jones threw a cymbal at his head.

No wonder Mommy ran out on you. Get off the fucking kit.

When bro thinks gym is the issue:

She started piano last week.

You have a path, you're going to be great, I'm gonna be forgotten...

I'll see you later.

Whiplash, bar 125.

- One, two, three, four. -Jesus Christ.

I won't have you cost us a competition...

Five, six, and...

What are you looking for? There's no gold down there.

Dragging just a hair.

One, two, three, four.

See the tempo marking on there?

...than live to be rich and sober at 9O and nobody remember who I was.

So how's it going with the Studio Band?

- So you wanna take me out. -I would love to take you out.

One and two and...

Dragging. Five, six, and...

ANSWER! I pulled but I'm not tank