Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's not that bad. She's a go-go dancer. Could've did porn, she chose not to.

I'll cue you in.

All right, let’s try something else. Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three.

All I wanna do is give you both a crack at it, all right?

Stop. Now answer my question.

- Okay. Yeah. I will. -Yeah.

...you earned the part.

...I swear to fucking God, I will stop being so polite.

Get off. Fuck. Piece of shit!

The folks out there make a phone call, you could be a Blue Note signee...

And I'd barely see you anyway?

- Fuck you. -Get the--

...just proves my point, really.

Two, two, three. Two, two, three.

...by a bunch of limp-dick, sour-note...

A-one, two, three...

Left turn, 200 feet.

Four words you will never hear from the NFL.

What's he written?

And when he graduated...

Five, six, and...

Fuck you, Fletcher! Fuck you!

Because I wanna be great.

Us adjusting our formation in pro clubs

Pov When someone annoys you about band class time

Let's do Billy Zane from the top, yes? Yes?

Truth is, I don't think people understood...

Sight-read measure 101.

One, two, three, four. One, two, three--

Any fucking moron can wave his arms and keep people in tempo.

It kind of pisses me off when people pretend like they're not.

...because the other thing about these cats is they never forget.

Because the next Charlie Parker would never be discouraged.

You think Carlton football is a joke? Come play with us.

Being the greatest musician of the 20th century is anybody's idea of success.

...on behalf of Shaffer Conservatory.

I don't love it there, to be honest.

- What? -He's fine.

Like all you guys.

Tell me it’s not you, Elmer Fudd

Let's get to work, huh? How about Caravan, bar 105?

Why'd you pick Shaffer?

- Is that from drumming? -Yeah. It's nothing.

We're gonna do some old standards, but we're gonna start with a new tune...

Five, six, and...

His name was Sean Casey.

Five, six, and...

- Hey. -How are you?

I'm conducting a little, though.

Cries himself to sleep that night, but the next morning, what does he do?

Then why the fuck didn't you say so?

Gentlemen, ladies, I apologise...

Answer I'm Upset

I play the new cymbals now.

Give a calculator to a retard, he's gonna turn on a TV with it

I didn't know they allowed retards.

Were you rushing or were you dragging?

We definitely have an out-of-tune player.

Excellent. Give me five, baby.

- That's classier. -I can deal with that.

- What do they do? -My dad's a writer.

Everybody remember, Lincoln Center use these competitions...

I'm sorry I'm late. I'm ready to go.

This place is nice.

...so just play faster than you give hand jobs, will you?

I wanted you guys to know he was a beautiful player

Barker, that is not your boyfriend's dick. Do not come early

Five, six, and...

- Get your sticks, get your ass on-stage. -l-- I can't.

- Good weekend? -Yeah, real good.

What are you looking for? There's no gold down there.

Stop pulling adds dumb fuck you dumb fuck

If he put half the effort into playing the trombone...

God: I've carried your fat ass for too long

What about Ryan Connolly?