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GAN NON : The singer.
How do you do?
What have l done? What was l thinking? Why didn't anyone stop me?
So it goes without saying that l'd want a dear friend
ones that were not worthy of a president,
You don't find them too effeminate?
l'm gonna start doing my homework.
To go? Or 30% sold?
200 on signature?
Let's talk about you a little bit.
About what exactly?
or I'll just kick them in the teeth on it.
Two, Your major guy to keep under control is Hunt.
because each is different.
Without the networks, the ad agencies don't want to know.
Spare me.
because it would create headlines
a Charles Colson plan to firebomb
That man, he screwed anything that moved,
lt's all right. These are just introductory exchanges.
Yes. And London, too?
If you could please return to your seats and fasten your seat belts,
the last hours of the 37th presidency of the United States.
I don't think the truth will ever come out.
David, you can't do that. lt would be a disaster.
What is the point of having contractually set
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Well, Bob's obviously a pro.
(TRl UMPHANT lNSTRUMENTAL MUSlC PLAYlNG)
of democracy as an idea, entirely depends on it.
That's fine, Mr. President.
The idea is we pay for the program
Yeah.
So, okay, so what kind of interview?
His notes are there for all to see.
Well, first of all,
Mr. President, we were talking about
I'm hoping that it\ll be that of a cascade of candor.
partly to avoid the necessity of having a secretary in every meeting,
He\s not a crook He's paid by David
Surely the only thing that would interest anyone
You have a pleasant evening last night?
Well, thank you. lt's true.
And is that Sammy Cahn?
Four, Get the million bucks.
of the Democratic National Committee in Washington
No, but one of my researchers found it in Washington
With Frost? None. It'll be a big wet kiss.
MAN : Nixon, there's blood on your hands!
Mr. Frost.
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my guess is the last thing he drove was
People who heard it on the radio, well, they thought l'd won.
The ones that l read about in all the papers?
then perhaps l should briefly respond to it now.
That's gotta be Bunnies.
SWlFTY: So how you feeling, sir?
had perhaps not been adequately understood by the American people.
Really? Richard Nixon in a beachside villa?
that killed my boy three months ago.
do l regret the casualties on both sides in the war, yeah, sure, of course l do.
Sixty seconds, everyone.
for the five burglars caught breaking into
Yes, indeed.
No.
Well, we'll get that, too.
Excuse me, sir.
But what made you exceptional, they said,
You see, l was the only one that Mao would trust personally, man-to-man.
PHOTOGRAPH ER: Right here, Mr. Frost.
Clearly the famous TV interviewer will pull no punches.
have mysteriously been erased.
for something in excess of $20 million
Right now, l submit it's impossible
Why didn't you burn the tapes?
You?
Steak or fish?
PHOTOGRAPH ER: Right here!
l'm saying that when the Strong Mayor does it, that means it's not illegal.
Those are Bunnies? Those are real Bunnies?
l let the American people down,
and the finest producer l know by my side.
N lXON ON TAPE: But they\ve traced the money to him.
Really? Now, that's terrific.
Nice to meet you. How do you do?
Are we close, John?
l'm sure we can find a solution.
That's the general idea, yeah.
l'm saying that when the President does it, that means it's not illegal.
Your Methodist background, the modest circumstances,
sometime before June 23,
Yes, but that would be London and Australia.
Just called the feds into my office
through two years of needless agony,
out of that resignation night. All right?
Hippies, draft dodgers, dilettantes,
You see, he and Mao didn't get along,
The Beverly Hilton, you say.
how important a test this was of American credibility.
Wow. That was devastating, withering.
l just want to impress upon you
l have spoken to you from this office
...it is to me so clear and compelling
Now therefore, I, Gerald R. Ford,
SWlFTY: l got $500,000.
Well, why have they fallen apart? Based on what?
specific times to deal with certain subjects
the period March 21 to April 30,
Really? So that meeting we just had might have cost him $200,000?
Oh.
I'm gonna want to put that in Colson's hands.
Was that perhaps the most emotional moment of your career?
So all the other domestic charges
Look, l have made statements to this effect before.
And from our point of view, well,
Would there be something l could help you with?
You're asking us to pay a British talk show host
Well, if today's session is anything like our phone call, it should be explosive.
Thank you for coming in.
Birt took Vietnam, Bob took Foreign and Domestic Policy,
Gentlemen, finally a friend in the American press.
Apparently.
Mr. Frost, there's still the small matter of the. . .
'cause frankly, if Donald Nixon was my brother,
and l know you're already in for more than l asked for,
(BABY CRYlNG) Honey, can you check on him, please?
Domestic Affairs, Foreign Policy,
Nearly half of it's gone, and we're wasting valuable material, okay?
May l present Bob Zelnick, my executive editor?
Go on. No, say it.
And the day during the impeachment hearings
Why didn't you burn the tapes?
1 5 million rounds of ammunition, 1 50,000 rockets, mortars.
Sir? GAN NON : You know, maybe we're just better off
I took my seat next to Mrs. Mao at the banquet table.
The hunger in my belly is still there, Jack.