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The Watergate break-in of June 1 7th
You know, l heard an interview with you recently on the radio.
every one individually, collectively,
And people who know me would tell you
You can come if you'd like.
BRENNAN: Well, in boxing, you know, there's always that first moment,
Staring out the window.
What are we celebrating? lt's my birthday, Bob!
This is beautiful.
You were giving it from the back of your Rolls-Royce.
l mean, we're not used to doing anything
And the American people, they loved him for it!
N lXON : ls that so? Mmm-hmm.
Good luck. Thank you.
lnto a bright new dawn of fresh enterprises and challenges, eh?
Still, now, the fact it's come together, now, that's a good thing, no?
l picked out, and these are your words,
by the full House of Representatives now is a virtual certainty.
l'm in this for everything l've got,
No, no. Wait a minute there. No, l was. . . And by sending. . .
You should marry that woman.
but l'd like to think that each of us in our own way
turns out to be an employee
Yeah, so?
You know, it's strange.
Yeah. Personally, l find those ltalian shoes very effeminate.
Yeah, l think it is. With Michael York.
which is, l believe, where he was when the President resigned.
We're on. Okay, he's had plenty of time to cook up
l'm sorry?
lncluding his own brother.
Now this is your green room.
RESTON : Good, good. N IXON: Yes.
Has anyone told you that before?
The President's sitting on an 1 1 -0 lead.
and send a car with a phone.
Strategically, it'll give us the upper hand.
It's The Slipper and the Rose.
Mr. President, it's fantastic.
lt would seem to me that would be worthwhile.
You can see the seeds of dirty tricks.
DAVlS: Thirty seconds to tape roll !
l thought we were practically fully financed.
You think that\s what you'll get?
That's a strange fellow.
Now, look, l could have bugged out. l could have.
l don't have it. l never did.
whether they are violating the wetback thing.
Well, it's irrelevant!
Mr. Frost, look over here.
DlRECTOR: David, starting with camera two,
NIXON: . . .InternaI Revenue people that are kicking
and there's nothing we could do about it.
Sir, l just felt that
that would try and elicit that apology.
between Nixon and Colson?
the frightening implications of that for a free society.
No commercials, no revenue.
Prick.
Hello and good evening and welcome.
l didn't catch the interviews as they went out,
. . .as if the reason for our being there
Really?
and l the rigorous interviewer.
Five, Don't you agree that you'd better get the Hunt thing going?
but no sooner did you get into the White House
Well, thank you.
have granted, and by these presents do grant,
worked around the clock in their service, and they hated me!
Yeah, you're light-skinned. Yeah.
David, can l talk to you for a minute, please?
about some of the great decisions that we'd participated in.
Am l right?
No. Fuck.
we're going after the Chandlers,
He could walk right off the set,
what you were hoping to achieve with this interview.
and the subsequent cover-up and investigation.
Very sweet.
He stays.
(SlGH lNG) Right. Well, thanks for letting me know.
because there was no admission of guilt.
l've got to work.
and syndicate it ourselves, completely bypassing the networks.
MANOLO: Okay, smile.
How kind. Mmm-hmm.
Now, looking back on your final year in office,
we were gonna win the impeachment vote,
These men, Haldeman, Ehrlichman, l knew their families.
throughout these entire broadcasts.
How right you are!
The American people need to know the truth,
The Smith family requested that the furniture be put back in place.
KHACH lGlAN : Bob, may l remind you. . .
Tuesday. Till Tuesday.
Who cares whether Nixon took the White House bed to Europe
and at airports by people with gloves on.
REPORTER 1 : David. REPORTER 2: Mr. Frost.
you're saying all that goes into Watergate?
and they'd have me putting in my hospital room.
WOMAN : Liar!
he'll pitch puffballs all night
David.
l remembered the construction worker in Philadelphia,
You're making him a rich man.
But one of the principal justifications you gave for the incursion
Miss Cushing.
Could you give us a couple of minutes?
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Look, l'm disappointed, too.
\Cause l guess the way you handle Watergate's gonna determine
And then across the table, Mrs. Nixon and Chairman Mao himself, well,
Moving to ABC in the new year.
David, did you hear that?
Yes, sir.
l know where it could be gotten.
You know, the fellas would throw me a question,
lt was my inheritance.
Fine. ln which case, the deal is off.
Look, it was never US policy to kill civilians. That's the enemy's way.
So l did it. l cut off one arm,
Yeah.
Mr. President, you came to office promising peace,
FROST: Next week's guest will be Evonne Goolagong.
he drove down to San Clemente to say goodbye.
I think it was around this time that Gerald Ford,
He's in that truck out there. BREN NAN : Get him in here.
Swifty Lazar. l represent President Nixon.
David? Four, three, two, and. . .
this entire project is a joke?
Yes, thank you.
to give testimony in the Watergate trial,
No, thank you. You sure?
NEWS REPORTER: ...are witnesses to the saddest day in the life of Richard Nixon,
l let down our system of government.
What his strategy is.
all those months of pep talks and the hype,
They should have physically stopped me!
Mr. President, Swifty Lazar is here.