Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You think I act like this because I'm egocentric?

I don’t know, Phil. Perhaps it’s that non-blizzard we were supposed to get!

I want lots of kids!

And I ate fudge. Yuck!

Just remember, we had a beautiful day together once.

I think that did it.

Morons, Your bus is leaving

Will you be checking out today, Mr. Connors?

City Hall security right now

We hope you enjoy the festivities... -There's talk of a blizzard.

Spirit or southwest?

Sweet vermouth on the rocks with a twist, please.

I'd say the chance of titties is... 10 percent.

...we do the Groundhog together.

Substitute "The talent" with "Scandinavia goddess"

What is this, some kind of one-night stand?

It's groundhog day... again

I'm giving you your money's worth. You paid top dollar for me.

-You never talk about work. -We have to talk.

...take the big chances.

I haven't seen him for 20 years.

Well its time to edit the homepages, again.

When people make comments related to what you do

Watch out for that double click It's a doozy!

I'll give you a winter prediction.

I'd Say The Chance Of Closure Is 80 Percent...75-80

...than a long and lustrous winter.

Well what if there’s no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today.

Would you help me with my pelvic tilt?

WELL, IT'S FLEX FRIDAY

...to this tiny village in Western Pennsylvania.

Don’t fight angry.

I'd Say The Chance Of Departure Is 80 Percent

And I have to stop him.

Well it’s John Jenkins’ birthday …….again

She's fun. But not my kind of fun. I will be here for the 5.

Someone will see me interview a groundhog, think I have no future.

Aston only had 19 Is that not good?

Lobstermania! No Way!

I stayed here for Kristen's 30th I was miserable, it was a fleabag

Still good for 25bps?

...freezing their butts off, waiting to worship a rat.

Let's not spoil it, okay?

Rita, this is Nancy.

Not gonna live by their rules any more!

You got that moisture on your head.

When Chekhov saw the long winter...

A giant leech got me.

Told you. Call me bronco.

...that I hold a camera and point it at stuff.

I like to see a man of advancing years throw caution to the wind.

That's my favorite drink.

You got a problem, Larry?

I think this is one of the traits of a good producer.

Really, really close.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Keep the Talent Happy

I don't know where you're headed, but can you call in sick?

Keep the talent happy

Watch out for that first step. It’s a doozy!

-Here you go, kids. Congratulations. -What is this?

You said, "Stay," so I stayed.

Works in the dress shop and makes noises like a chipmunk when she gets excited.

Don't Email Angry

I owe you one, buddy.

Let's just do this. Then we'll talk.

Did you want to talk about Kiribati or were you just making chitchat?

We've got a perfect fire.

-Did you know he could ice sculpt? -No.

Well it's impeachment day... again

A thousand people...

Hello, welcome to our party.

watch out for question 16 It's a doozy

Real good, Phil. Real good.

He must have just snapped!

Will you be checking out today?

Thanks very much.

I want to adopt, I want my own kids, I want to have foster kids.

I see an opportunity, I charge it like a bull.

You touched me Man

MORONS! Your bus is leaving!

Good night, Phil.

Chances of Extending Today… ???%

Who else could go for some flap jacks?

I really really liked him... A lot.

Chance of me not being on tonight 100 percent

...or you can freeze to death. It's your choice.