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All right, Doris. Come on.
Fields?
It's groundhog time.
WATCH OUT FOR TONIGHT'S VIDEO IT'S A DOOZY
I guess I want what everybody wants.
Well it’s Veterans Day…again
Well it's Goodyear edits, again...
It's Groundhog Day.
We ate lobster.
Well it's Wednesday... Again
Just stay for a while and if you like it, stay longer.
It'll meet up with all this moisture out of the Gulf.
...maybe.
I can't wait to do this with my own children.
Better get going to stay ahead of the weather Feels like Groundhog Day!
I'm having a problem. I may be having a problem.
... I swear I would love you...
I think... Both
Hey! What are you doing?
Oh, boy!
Look in the mirror and see how you look when you do that groundhog thing.
Did you sleep well, Mr.--
Well, everyone knows that.
Is it snowing in space?
Sweet vermouth, rocks, with a twist, please.
I'd say chance of an on time arrival is ... 80 percent
It works now!
-Off to see the groundhog? -I am.
Chance of departure today, 100 percent.
That's all right! I'll walk with you.
I’m thinking about it..
He might be okay.
Every morning I wake up without a scratch, not a dent in the fender.
I don't know. What are you dying of?
You make choices and you live with them.
Larry, quit staring. These are excellent.
You see the groundhog this morning?
There is no way that this winteris ever going to end as long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow
-Did I bring out two bags or one? -I don't know.
She's worked here since she was 17. She wants to see Paris...
Did you call my friends and ask them what I like?
Let’s ask the expert
That would be the Home Shopping Network.
The bidding has begun at $5.
I never miss it.
Flap Jacks
Hi y’all
Bing again! You are sharp as a tack today!
You can go back to Punxsutawney...
I'll be in Punxsutawney for our country's oldest groundhog festival.
Come on, all the long-distance lines are down?
Get out your pocketbooks, and remember it's all for charity.
Chance of B4B tonight. 80% 75-80
Not bad for a quadruped.
Eighteen Nan, Eighteen
What makes you special? Everybody worries.
I'd say chance of hot air balloon is ... 30 percent
-That's a great song. -It's not.
Hry Bye
Oh, no. There wouldn't be today!
Can you patch me through on that line?
-Did you sleep well, Mr. Connors? -I slept alone, Mrs. Lancaster.
...to the little lady for $339.88!
Hi! How are you?
This country's largest lake, Chapala, is located near Guadalajara.
I guess not.
That's a boy! Good try.
...and stated in groundhog-ese:
He sees his shadow or not. It's nice! People like it!
It's just lovely.
In San Diego...
I have a weather prediction for you. It’s going to be hot. It’s going to be muggy. And summer is going to last the rest of your life.
Ballard, Bing again !
You wanna throw up here or in the car? I think … both
That's where I see myself in five years.
i don't know whether i'm being sarcastic or not anymore
How did you do that?
I believe he did.
Waiting for the groundhog baby Punxsutawney Allison
Forty-five!
Aston only had 19
Who's your perfect guy?
It's cold every day.
Morning! Off to see the groundhog?
I want to thank you for fixing Felix's back.
No spots.
Ned Ryerson
Good or bad?
It's a doozy!
You are not a god.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over?"
Excuse me. Where's everybody going?
Believe it or not, I studied 19th-century French poetry.
Thank you.
I just thought that was Willard Scott. I was confused.
The National Weather Service is calling for a big blizzard thing.
-What are the Finger Lakes? -Correct.
I Bid two Bits
Fix your bra, honey. That's better.
I still have to put cherry syrup on the top...
-This lake in Bolivia-- -What is Titicaca?
Shoot.
But maybe later we could....
Rita, this is Debbie and Fred Kleiser.
Too late for a martini?
Mrs. Lancaster?
What are you doing down here?
Phil!
Let's get you someplace warm.
Come on. It's more in the wrist than the fingers.
THIS IS PITIFUL...WELL IT'S PHILLIES SEPTEMBER BASEBALL AGAIN
Ned, I would love to stand here and talk with you.
Watch out for that first step; it’s a doozy!
Well, it's led you here.
Come on. Come on, breathe.
midnight
I have a great body, and sometimes I go months without looking
Well, no. Probably not now.
I like to see a man of advancing years Throw caution to the wind
Joel Yep
-I won't stay here. -You're not staying here.
Yeah, like the groundhog Phil.
It's amazing.
Okay. On me in three...
Phil! Over here!
You're incredible.
It's nothing. I had the tire and the jack.