Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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You know, I don't understand why chicks don't like guys to look at strippers.

Donna, all you ever talked about was seeing the world, and

- You should probably just take this. - Thanks.

- It's showbiz. - Yeah.

The only reason she's still in Point Place is 'cause of me.

Eric, I'm a DJ. I already have the kind of job I was going to college to get.

Well, I was wrong. I guess I was just trying to make you happy, and I forgot about myself.

Don't worry, Mrs. Forman. I'll return your son in the same

Hey, Phil Donahue, live nudes.

I spent my whole life trying to get girls to take their clothes off,

Forman, would you quit whining?

Somebody's gonna have to sing.

They're raised that way on special farms out west.

Oh, Donna, that's amazing. All you had to do is ask?

Welcome to the little boy's room where every night is ladies' night.. everybody's pants come off.

That's funny. I've never heard the words "perfect life" and "Point Place" used in the same sentence...