Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No! I'm freaked because I just found out that I'm pregnant.
Okay, Pitkowski, treat the area around the quarterback
and I accidentally kept the megaphone button pressed!
You know what they did to Poland!
Go on, let's see you strut your stuff.
Honey, I'm sorry.
He has no redeeming qualities,
(gasps)
(sighs) How about this?
(voice breaking) let you all down.
ANNOUNCER: Second and 6 for the Dolphins.
and the only thing that you can think about
Oh, my God!
where I'd hoped I'd finally gain
Ugh. Same.
What's wrong, are your training bras too tight?!
Yeah, she really nailed that one.
and you wearing whatever you want.
Yeah, it does.
Uh, he's right behind you.
because this is serious,
Is that Gil Thorpe?
That bar actually has amazing hamburgers
ALEX: I don't know about this.
Coach Tucker, students are a "protected class"
(laughs)
No, he's not!
Bill's gonna be all, "Let me get a piece of that," huh?
in Pierogi-Town.
he really stepped up when I got pregnant,
I think I'm okay with it.
You want to know how I feel?
the new Head of Activewear and Zeitgeist.
your closeted gays, your city newbies
Can I just say that if I had my gun in my purse,
Phil.
to get my penny loafers re-soled.
Okay, this is the biggest day of your lives
and all went to brawl the Sausage-Heads
as destructive thoughts trying to attack our self-esteem!
(both vocalizing "The Imperial March" from Star Wars)
Mm.
Oh, no!
created by Industrial Light and Magic!
Charming as ever. Off you go. Best of luck.
Whoa! What? Hold on a second now.
(chuckles) It's just not --
(groans) I get it, fine.
It's my lucky day. Thank you for that.
I need to go after the guy I was here with.
but the football field was always my safe space, okay?!