Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

... they find them everywhere...
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A 3-run clout for Dottie Hinson...
ls that you, Grandma?
Big bird says quiet crossover
Told me to get my fat ass behind the plate. Was that you or the umpire?
Thanks for getting me in the league.
-Sorry about that. -Come on, Doris.
Mr. Harvey, I guarantee I'll do a better job than last time.
How about the two bucks you owe me for this game?
You know General Omar Bradley?
Sit here. I'll see if I can dig up a pistol.
She got her in the league!
l'd just be in the way.
I'm getting tired of listening to you, lra.
Has anyone seen my new red hat?
No.
...of the All-American Girls' Baseball League.
First, congratulations.
The time has come
Hey Arsenal...
You're only the best player in the league. You don't know that?
Come on, Dottie.
Come on, Dottie!
lt's okay, Kit.
So you go back and tell rich Mr. Covid man That he ain’t closin me down!
They might close you down.
I thought you were a ballplayer.
There's no crying in baseball!
I wish you had a decent mitt.
You can't slide in that.
No I just don’t have the part for it
Lord...
Come on, Kit, you're up. You're the hitter now. Let's go.
Can you read, honey?
Listen, when...
Lift up your skirt!
Professional baseball?
We’re gonna win!
Does anybody have any extra hose?
Wanna play?
-Because you are. -Can't even let me walk faster than you?
You don't have to spend six months in Saskatchewan.
That’s good advice!
Cubs Fans Watching Game 5 Be Like
l'll see you.
Boys!
Grandma's out. ls there a fire?
You guys go ahead. I'll get Marla.
Are you coming?
oh, dry your eyes.
Can we have your autograph?
lt's all right. I made it.
We’re Gonna Win!
I know my girl ain't so pretty as these girls.
Her teammates call her ''Betty Spaghetti. ''
Let's go TRIBE!!!
Get Stilwell away. I don't know what he's doing.
Good, honey. Good.
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Every trip I take, I gotta sit next to one of these guys.
lt's awfully short.
You don't need it to shoot Nazis.
get these wild animals away from me!
Go Tell Rich Mr. Covid That he ain’t closin me down!
Let’s Play Ball! Dirt in the Skirt
Where's Dottie?
Anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with a hat on?
I was in the toilet reading my contract, and it turns out I get a bonus...
The exception to the rule: When the Cubs win the world series
Catch me!
Kit wants to know why she's playing.
We only make $30 at the dairy.
A little.
I'm too sexy for my suspenders
We’re Gonna WIN!
lt was made very clear to me what I'm supposed to do here.
penis ump hahahahahahhahhahahah
You're out!
I know that.
Mr. Goosatelli shan’t be returning
-Good. -Feeling good? Looking good!
Should we send in a relief pitcher for Biden?
boy mister that was some good peein'
Avoid the clap. Jimmy Dugan. That’s good advice Andrew.
3!
... is presenting us with women's baseball.
Why am I sitting here with no cat in my lap?
I'm not gonna know anybody.
A goddamn circus!
Thank you!
lt's all right.
Well, it's not exactly like that.
Now look...
I'm going, baby!
First game of the first women's baseball World Series.
Recognize yourself?
She's not the one to use Or need an alibi
...met with other team owners at the Harvey Mansion as rumours persist...
Oh, yeah? Why don't you do it, Oregon?
You're a young man.
Thank god
She drives it to deep centre!
All right, all right, all right!
Boys like this on your fingers?
Say, Evelyn, can I ask you a question?
See how it works is, the Paperwork doesn't move until it's been signed
Everybody, let's listen up.
l'll make it up to them.
-Ten seconds! -You misunderstood!
I gotta get out of here.
I got two box seats. Who wants them?
-Can I have time-out? -Time!
...are gathered at Harvey Field...
lt's okay, honey. That was good form.
How many? Happy anniversary!
Kimono.
When will you be coming home?
Kit!
I'm not kidding. Move!
...has traded Cleveland gray for Navy blue.
Oh, Shirley, I'm so excited.
Somebody's gotta run the team. Someone who actually watches the games.
Batter up!
It had to be you
Like Joe said...
Me, When I Receive a Calendar Invite Before 8:00am (MST)
lt was never that important. lt was just something I did.
Oh, say does that star-spangled
Most aren't the looks. Most things aren't needful. Most aren't the looks. Most things aren't needful.