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I wanna have kids. We wanna have kids.
See how it works is, the Paperwork doesn't move until it's been signed
I'm writing a song.
22! 22! We love you 22!
You're a pitcher, huh?
-Mr. Dugan-- -Mr. Dugan, I'm simply....
-Thank you. -You're the best.
There's no crying during salary planner! THERE'S NO CRYING DURING SALARY PLANNER!!!!
Here's my friend Doris. Best player on the team.
Look sharp, tall-- What is her name?
When the men come back, they're sent back to the kitchen.
Excuse me!
I’m sing in’ to Nelson, ain’t I baby?
Game's getting Exciting
Where's your mom?
I don't care what you say.
I hurt my knee.
Dottie, ladies and gentlemen! Dottie!
Hey, no skin off my Ashtabula.
There's a fly ball to left field.
High fastballs. Can't hit 'em. Can't lay off 'em
So you go tell rich old Farter that he ain’t closing me down!
The time has come
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE HARD. IF IT WASN'T HARD, EVERYONE WOULD DO IT.
You're just on another team, that's all.
Our chaperones are not too soft They're not too tough
Lets not go to the World Series Without Stillwell's toys
-I'm not taking a shower. -She reminds me of my husband.
-How'd you learn to do that? -She taught me.
lt's like at home.
You got plenty of time to have kids.
When Playoffs get cancelled :(
I will!
Come on, honey.
What's the Matter, Jimmy?
But I grew up in an apartment. I had one lousy plant in a cheese box.
l'll miss the girls.
Okay, girls, this is it. Harvey Field.
...with two runners in scoring position and only 1 out.
You Let the Tying Run Get on Second, and We Lost the Lead Because of You!
Why am I the only one on this bus? What are we waiting for?
He's starting a girls' baseball league...
Turned him down.
You could've backed me up today...
Jay
You shake it off. Shake it off.
Get Skyla & Bowie
Avoid the clap. Jimmy Dugan.
YOU AINT SHUTTING ME DOWN
You ain't closing me down!
I wanna show you the grounds. You know, I always--
She's heading into 3rd!
I think it's time for a drink.
Stilwell, angel, come to Mommy.
I still think I shouldn't go.
We will. Thanks.
-Alice, you told me it's lovely. -lf you like icicles.
I just thought it might help the league.
Batter up
l've got butterflies in my stomach!
There was a fire.
O'er the land of the free
On the home front...
Growling laughing barking Let me have him Let me have him doggy.
Bob and I are...
You play like you love it.
Give me your watch.
What's the matter? Too big to finish your own games now?
I'm sick of you blaming me.
I ain't.
Uncle Elmore's socks!
Any children?
No matter what your brother does, he's littler than you.
Frank. He has a name.
Short? I'm gonna have to squat in that thing.
I told them to trade me.
Oh, Piss on your cheese curds
I'm coming in!
Oh, baby! She hit the cream cheese out of that one!
Kill him.
That last pitch was right down the middle.
When the commissioner takes April off my team!!
Are you crying?
Do something, Mae.
We'll show them how we play.
Come on off-beat players! Get on the stage!
...and the World Series!
I mean, who's gonna take care of you? Cook?
You did a fabulous job. I won't forget this.
We brought you these also.
Good. Alice, if Ellen Sue doesn't have anything, don't keep it a secret.
One More! One More!
-Kit's off our team. -She's not!
That's That Lump Three Feet Above Our Ass, Right?"
All right, 2 outs, everybody. Two away!
After a month of play...
There's no crying in Recovery!
For what?
I was getting too good
Wait a minute! Hold it! Who said you could play?
...in my knee.
lt's not like any of this helps, believe me.
We're gonna win!
You I saw, you I like.
I know you're right and I'm wrong. I know that. I just--
Lay off the high ones! I LIKE THE HIGH ONES.
-l didn't! -This'll be better than the movies.
Susan on Teams Gracefully and Grandly
You're gonna lose!
Rockford has taken the lead, 2 to 1 !
You know who she is. She kept calling Your name.
Get dressed. See you on the bus.
-Car, train, bus. I'm tired already. -Sleep on the plane.
But sneaking out like this, quitting....
This is bullshit You call can kiss my ass
22!
I'm so depressed, I could eat a cow.
-l don't need it from Helen. -Take a shower.
Near and far
Are you crying?
The Latest in Barbarian Apparel Pretty darn nifty if you ask me
I hit balls today
Maybe that's how she entertains herself, doc.
That was when my parents came from Michigan...
Are you fartsacking?
Which team do you play for?
Let's go practice.
''Why can't you be beautiful like your sister?''
No crying!
Now, Start Using your Head That's that lump that's three feet above your ass!
When I am older my beer gut shall reign supreme.
Banner yet wave
l'd like to lead you in prayer.
Strike 2!
Well, that seemed uncalled for.
All right, Kit. Look it over!
I didn't know any better.