Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And now, the manager of the Peaches...
Next batter...
How hard can it be to make a lineup?
We still got a game to play.
Let me be blunt. Are you still a fall-down drunk?
There is no room for girls' baseball in this country...
I can't! My husband will kill me.
Come on, it's okay. You gotta bat now. Relax!
We're gonna win
I love you.
I can't tell anyone how to live.
I’m so depressed I could eat a cow
You wave your little hat.
She is not stopping!
May our balls...
and that's the ball game!
You can climb back under the cow.
-What kind of thing is that to say? -I'm joking, okay? I'm nervous.
You might need that.
With her husband in the Pacific...
This ball is hot!
All right, come on! We need some runs out there.
Good.
Shelter in place with kids?? #thestruggleisreal
...if you just would've laid off the booze.
Mule - Nag
I know. I know.
Alaska! It’s faster if you drive? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I really wanna finish this game.
Are you a newspaper guy? This is my friend Mae. She made the team.
Don't run! You'll scare the chickens!
Avoid the clap. Jimmy Dugan.
Don't you start with me!
I love you still
Can I speak to you a minute?
yes,!!!!! Clean the poop streaks !!!!
I'm a Peach!
Well that seemed uncalled for
She nearly took her head off!
And now, from Chicago, The Mutual presents...
What are you, a genius?
Thanks.
We'll stick with it.
I got you into this league!
lf you stink, it only costs us the train ticket.
There’s no Boasting in Christianity! There’s no boasting!
No, thanks.
Oh, now I get it. Listen, mister.
There's the winner!
I need to be reminded of this... Right about, now.....
Batting second and playing 3rd base, number 22, Doris Murphy!
l've been traded to Racine!
Let me think. Yeah, twice.
And the rocket's red glare
Now, l'd like to....
-Hey, Mae. -What?
Go back to taxi dancing?
Boy, did she smack that one right on the kisser.
How I feel talking about ai to business owners
This is official. This is from the War Department!
I'm just too friendly.
But the damage has been done.
THERE’S NO FLOPPING IN BASKETBALL!
lt won't happen again.
Strike 1 !
What are you talking about?
...wave my little hat, and I did that. So when do I get paid?
Look at this crowd. This is great! They're jumping, cheering...
FUCK TRUMP & HIS SHUTDOWN !!!
Ladies!
anyone ever tell you
A real human-interest story.
lf you're nearby, and you must be, since this isn't a powerful radio station...
You're gonna lose!
There's No Crying!
lf he's in combat, it's not like there's a mailbox on every corner.
Think I'm gonna miss that?
We gotta go. We got trouble.
Save some hot water for me, you guys.
Your name will be on one of those five lists.
Wisenheimer.
Let me down!
Kit, that's it. l've noticed there's some friction.
Like I was some sort of a weird girl or a strange girl...
There’s no crying in baseball!
We’re gonna win!
All right.
Let it up. Let it up.
Rogers Hornsby, my manager, called me a ''talking pile of pig shit'' !
And now, the lineup for Rockford:
-Does he know how good you are? -Bob?
You tell Johnny O he ain’t closing me down!
You think there are men in this country who ain’t seen your bosoms?
There's no crying There's no crying when hector is free
Right over left. Legs always together.
Well then, this would be more. Wouldn't it?
-What's your name? -Mary.
You've seen the error of your ways?
Ballplayers...!
Well, listen.
What's the difference? She's reading.
Don't act like this.
Hey!
lt'd be an honour.
Yeah, we feed them to the cows when they're constipated.
Keep your eye on it, Dottie!
...number 5, centre fielder...
Safe!
-Where you from? -Staten lsland.
It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard everyone would do it.
Angel, come here now.
Well that seemed uncalled for
which airline did auntie chris have for breakfast? canadian airlines.
Welp
... ''Legging out a triple is no reason to let your nose get shiny. ''
Mae? All-the-Way Mae?
Just order the certificates and shut up about it so can i?
Some others I've seen
Piss on your hat!
-But-- -But what?
We're gonna win!
Come on off-beat players! Get on the bus!
All right, come on.
One more!
We got Canadians
Chickenshit! You wanna go home and make 1 00 babies, great.
They've got a ''Women ln Baseball'' thing up there. lsn't it neat?
I knew if I did too good, you'd do something to push me down!
Pops it up! Foul.
Don't make my girl suffer because I messed up raising her.
She caught it with her bare hand.
So you tell old rich Mr. Chocolate Man that he ain't closing me down!
See how it works is You put the money in the Venmo and send it to Erin
Let's go, girls. Dozens of people are waiting for the game to start.
...a thank-you card, but I wasn't allowed anything sharp to write with.
Nice piece of coaching.
What do you say? Are you in?
Good game, Jimmy.
Hey, fatso!
When you realize that Audis are your husbands version of the high fast ball.
...Betty Horn enjoys cooking spaghetti and knitting.
Throw smoke, Kit! Throw smoke!
I got a letter from Nelson!
-What do you want? -Come here.
So, He's good lookin' ... And smart!
Big bird says quiet crossover oh come on quiet!
you really think there's millennials who don't have authy on their phones?
...you all have to get fitted for your uniforms.
...with enormously dangerous consequences...
They got over 1 00 girls here, so some of youse will have to go home.
What did she do?
For me?
Miss Cuthbert, save me my special seat, now, cutie!
We're all for one We're one for all
ln there.