The Duel - How I Met Your Mother [S01E08]

(IN BRITISH ACCENT) Oh, hello, governor. Oh, it's like that, innit? Cheerio.

Yeah, that's Future Marshall's problem.

- Or we could flip a coin. - Yeah, let's flip a coin.

A Chinese restaurant.

So, is this how we're deciding who gets the apartment?

Bad move Scherbatsky.

Klingon insult. You have no honor.

Break me off a piece of that white chocolate.

Aunt Kathy's got an itch that only you can scratch, big boy.

(SOBBING) Put it on my tab.

We're deciding right now who gets this apartment.

Okay, you're on a blind date.

I'm used to it. I don't know.

We called it Shocky,

You blew it, dude.

My apartment is a Chinese restaurant.

Your English phone booth arrived!

Okay, so I didn't have a written lease as such.

- Who? - Future Ted and Future Marshall.

And me making the coffee, I had this coffee pot,

Okay, I'm flipping. Heads or tails?

They're edging me out. They're totally edging me out.

Never even saw the bus.

No more than I do.

They're not edging me out. Marshall's my best friend.