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He was pretty sick.
Ms. Chalker mentioned that.
Let it out, girl!
Hmm.
besides the obvious shoplifting?
Then go in there and get them to stop masturbating so much.
Ugh! Why would I want to be with a bunch of skinny virgins
a Thai fruit with five times the nutrients of a banana.
Rural Pennsylvania?
even if it means you hate me,
Rat babies!
“You mean tall, hot, and ignoring my Lyme disease?”
to promote my appearance on
We got everything we need right here.
like drunk driving.
like grass.
I need you, Lillian.
That would be a Boscov's, ma'am.
It's silly, like...
Look, elephants!
which is why you should want one of my stores.
Russ ended up with the recipe.
No, Lillian, if I'm gonna be white, don't make me be Irish.
thinking every van I see is gonna kidnap me.
that we can't get right here in our neighborhood...
So what choice do I have now?
Why didn't I pet him? I was right there.
I won't betray Russ.
Well, thank you for stopping in.
the first female clown.
with a sick Titus.
We got to blimp back to D.C. after the engagement party.
and we used to get Channel 6, but now we don't.
picking up his Titus."
Oh, I'm supposed to be happy now, too?
You mean tall, hot, and ignoring my Lyme disease?
because they saw you crying.
Ten minutes. Sure, I'll just...
Take a feral bodega cat.