Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, it... it was, uh, me, Officer. I'll... I'll go quietly.
It's 3:00 in the morning.
They do that for white people too, you know.
Ohh. You can have a cup of cocoa.
You've got every right in the world to be mad at us, but please don't cry.
I don't mean my hand. I mean his face. How is he? Is he all right?
♪ Take a step that is new ♪ ♪ Take a step that is new ♪
Tartan tablecloths, tartan towels, tartan skirts.
Uh, I'm afraid you're wrong, miss.
And I really resent the two of you...
Haven't you ever heard of the telephone?
No. I was just laughing.
I feel a little woozy. I think I'd better sit down.
No, no.
I'm cool. I liked it better when I was hysterical.
No, you just bruised the knuckles.
I thought you were a creep.
No, the ice is for the ice pack for Officer Lannigan.
Do you have a small Band-Aid?
Hey, don't worry about it. I'll give you a lift home.
Generally, when people say "number one," they follow it up with a number two.
That pacing.
- Like what? - Like, uh...
That's him! That's the creep that called me a hooker.
Oh, well, listen, in that case, don't let us keep you.
with intent to punch a creep. Exactly.
Oh, good. 'Cause I thought I heard some crying.
[ Banging On Door ]
I can't sleep with all that racket.
This means I gotta tell my lieutenant I was knocked down by a homosexual.