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Swelling? I gave the guy swelling?
a hoo... a hoo... Oh, Chrissy. Chrissy.
There's... There's some things in the earlobe. Earlobe.
Do you have any idea what the penalty is for hitting a cop?
Officer, look. I'd like to apologize for hitting you. W-Why don't we shake?
That's right. That's a different matter altogether.
That bad, huh?
That's even worse.
Good dancer. Very sincere.
At this hour? Why don't you go to bed?
No. No. No, you... you don't live here. She lives here.
Parking tickets? I never even saw them. They must have fallen off the car.
You're gay?
No, you don't understand, do ya?
I happen to know that what you did is illegal, buster.
Not me. Him.
[ Squeaking Stops ]
[ Chuckles ] Look, uh,
What are we gonna do? I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
Oh, don't you worry, Officer. We're gonna make sure that they understand.
What... What I wanted to say...
She's, uh... She doesn't like heights.
No, no. Then she should be home safe and sound right now.
- You assaulted a police officer. - But you shook hands.
Oh, I feel so cheap.
One of the reasons I left home...
Oh.