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Anyone with conversational ability, yes.
Our guest suites are slightly warmer than the rest of the hotel.
Mu… Muezzin. That's a… [stammers, sighs] What is that?
[medication bottle rattling]
[Carol] How did I not realize that the bed would be made of ice?
He's been a bit reluctant to get in contact.
I mean, would it be so bad to stay somewhere that's not an experience
Just wave after wave of bliss and peace and everything is perfect.
2012? Remember? You were there to see the Indigo Girls.
Would you like an atom bomb?
and guests are surprised to know how much snow.
[scoffs] Shows what you know, fuckers. It's three quarters of a carton.
It's on the list!
[sighs]
So, what? Um…
Luckily, Norway has plenty of snow and ice.
[Zosia chuckles]
"We wanna make you happy," you say.
You people make no goddamn sense.
Cheer me up? Why?
- [Zosia] Good morning, Carol. - What's with the food?
- The lights in your house? Okay. - Yes.
I'm sure. Keep going.
and the trees are so tall you-you can't even see the tops.
What the hell?
[scoffs] Right. Like you would give me a real hand grenade.
[line ringing]
- [sighs] - [Zosia] Is the food not to your liking?
I am a very independent person. Okay?
Uh…
- Do you want us to translate for you? - No.
Never think about her again.
That would be sane.
Who knew? Hell is in Norway.
You can almost hear it, can't you?
All right, that makes… What? Um…
What? Lights aren't necessary for you guys? You just see in the dark?