Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Bags, sir? - No, thank you.

How can an idiot be a DT 1

Ah! I see you are familiar with the open fly ploy.

You mean, Do I have a room?

You have devastated my sukiyaki in there.

Disillusioned and with a gun.

Inspector Clouseau.

Where do I find the Fat Man?

I'm terribly sorry, I beg your pardon.

The loss of this card may cause considerable delays.

but you see, he's no longer with the Sûreté, I've just given him...

- Why? - Because your thief is an Englishman.

What a surprise! It's Sir Charles Litton, isn't it?

Is anything the matter?

for the thief, who Monday night stole the fabled

Don't you know? Can't you guess?

I thought as much.

absolutely extraordinary since breakfast.

And you are not! Out! Out of my sight!

Round there, please.

Lady Litton, I am forced to arrest you!

As far as anyone knows, he still is living the quiet life

- You have a bad leg? - Oh, it's nothing.

So I let them both off with a warning.

- Your gloves? - Of course.

It seems the Shah of Lugash telephoned the president personally

- The impact might be too strong. - Let me see.

How Long have you been a Bell Boy? Keep up this good work and I will see to it that you become a Bell Man

Has he seen it?

He is to be reinstated as an inspector.

I get up at the crack of dawn, always.

Hello, Clouseau.

- No trouble back there. - If you require anything...

No trouble with the telephones here.

- Good morning, sir. - Sit.

You play that thing and people give you the money.

Lugash Airways announce the arrival of flight 12 from Paris and Nice.

But, obviously not good enough.

and I am set upon.

I know when there is a trouble, and when there is not a trouble.

City ordinance 47-B prohibits the playing

Oh, he could do quite a bit.

Of course, I knew it would happen.

I see. What is the trouble with the telephones?

Beware of Japanese waitress bearing fortune cookies.

Here's to you, Monsieur Gadbois.

I'm quite serious.

The Fat Man seems to think that you cooked up this robbery

I would be delighted to arrest her, yes!

- Gstaad? - Yes.

Suddenly, my problem is solved.