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Well, we completed surgery. He's stable. He's resting now.
I'm sorry. We don't have the whole insurance thing totally covered.
You know, actually, I should stay and help clean up.
God, someone call a fucking ambulance, please!
He just had invasive surgery.
Not like a clogged toilet. Am I right?
Like pronto.
- Everyone's heard of him. - He's huge, right?
God and, I assume, your husband.
Tell you what, let me answer your question with a question.
Knee!
Yeah. I... I better get home.
Are you worried, dear?
Because she bailed and left me alone again.
They don't believe in birth control.
Whatever happens, we'll be all right.
I heard they sold out every VCR they had in stock.
I'm a horrible person.
I'm so sorry.
I just wasn't expecting you to call in the middle of everything.
This beautiful woman,
Maybe the most stressful night of your life.
Come and see me for your assignments.
Of course.
- It's pretty impressive. - Thank you.
No. No, it's not fucking national.