Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- We can put it in the guest bedroom. - Yeah, okay.

...if you had to... If you had to, who would you punch?

- They made you head of the department! - No, I get to teach his advanced class!

...and giant baby heads stretching out...

Ugh. Between the traffic and one-way streets, it'd take me twice as long.

Ooh. Great, thanks.

Yeah, it's the new building on Avenue A.

Okay, well then, you don't judge me.

Yeah. Yeah. That's exactly it.

Have you ever tried to sit through Citizen Kane?

...a Clark Bar after every game.

...but you're just so beautiful, I don't think I can.

Okay. All right, stand up.

[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

Oh, my goodness, where did you hide it?

So tell me, what are Joey Tribbiani's end-of-the-night moves?

I don't know. I guess there's just always been this distance.

- With my mom. Not so much my dad. - Why not?

- Chandler, why would you do that? - Because it's awesome.

They should change the name of it to "Ms. Chandler."

- Don't you have that big date tonight? - Oh, right.

- Okay, all right, so now you go. - No, I don't want to tell you.

[DOG GROWLING ON TV]

- You gotta beat your scores. - With the claw?

You're not gonna be able to keep doing this.

- Chandler! Phoebe's hogging the game. - Who cares? It's a stupid game.

...so you'd better watch yourself. - Ah.

I put on shiny lip balm