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- Yes, that is what I'm saying.
Maurice
- Yes, Ders. I mean, come on.
- Who are you looking for?
- Ah!
- Shucks.
He had a dimple. Uh, he was, uh...
- Yeah, exactly, civil rights, dude.
'cause you were there selling goggles-
You know, we're more alike than you even know, man.
- Yeah, if you don't mind if I take a piss
When you’re always seeing tweakers doing crazy shit
- What up? I'm Topher.
- I'm understanding where you're coming from.
- Well, throw out a flag and push me back ten yards...
- You got- Okay, go! Go. Go.
- These guys need to be romanced, okay?
- Topher, if you don't jump on them,
to get creepy over at the Penthouse penthouse.
Don't you dare. What?
- All right, Topher, you know what?
- Ah!
He moves like water, like a water bed.
Okay, well, I'll tell you in great detail.
- Right? I mean, it's perfect. They're, like, 90 pounds.
She actually gave me her real number.
for the Penthouse penthouse.
We went to middle schools together.
Smells like laser tag. - Mm-hmm.
- Hey, what up? I'm Topher. I'm friends with the guys now.
Maybe actually you guys aren't ready
- Gay? You're not gay? But you-
How mow.
Adam, what do you say?
"pull out my little-boy ding-dong."