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- Okay, well, you're not sorry,
- Yeah, that's actually the stuff that, uh,
Very similar. - Oh, okay.
It's, uh-it's official. All right.
of a dude's dick on your computer, man.
I'm also single.
Hey, who's that chick right there?
It's like if Picasso quit making music
You got beer, video games.
- Yeah, but this guy, bieberhole69,
Little picture of you right there.
Hi, yeah, I want to report a robbery in progress right now.
- Oh, man, if he hasn't already.
- Yeah, I know. - That's real, right?
- What? - Maybe that.
so that people don't think I'm old and weird.
- No, don't write that.
Hey, um...
- What? Dude, no. Just two more days.
- Yeah, he has, like, crazy pipes.
- You guys never told me that you were in a play together.
- He's the coolest guy we've ever met...
- We're fine. - Hey, you know what, Vince?
Maybe that's what's up.
- That, I get. The guy's infectious.
- That's a great idea. - I'm not gay, dude.
We blazed the last of our weed,
- Wait, uh, schools?
motherfucker.
- Why don't you be a better friend and lie to her?
- God damn it, dude.
- Okay. - No, I'm serious.
- Oh.
Oh, yo, I had some tight-ass plans for today,
I’M BASICALLY DARKWING DUCK
What's that thing on your back?