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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
I beg your pardon. Who are you?
Humorous hip persons.
- What's wrong with you? - I got a sore thumb.
- Ha-ha! Avast there! - What the hey?
Now, ladies and gentlemen, here is our very special guest star
Well, they'll never get this started.
Oh, the loneliness of command.
This is the Swinetrek,
Go get it, Gramps!
OK, well, here he is,
- I don't have a wife. - Mmm-hmm. Not yet.
- Excuse me. - Sorry.
I'll be back later when they're dry. Ah!
Just find somebody else to talk...
"What's this fly doing in my alphabet soup?"
"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup."
- [drumroll] - It's The Muppet Show,
The chef ran out of flies halfway through dinner.
- Listen, will you just...? - You used to take me out all the time.
- You just missed your cue, that's all. - What?
Oh, he'd probably get steamed.
I'm sorry. We just got confused. We'll just... Curtains!