Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is the Swinetrek,
OK, well, here he is,
I'll be back later when they're dry. Ah!
Go get it, Gramps!
Humorous hip persons.
- Ha-ha! Avast there! - What the hey?
I'm sorry. We just got confused. We'll just... Curtains!
- What's wrong with you? - I got a sore thumb.
Oh, he'd probably get steamed.
- I don't have a wife. - Mmm-hmm. Not yet.
Well, they'll never get this started.
- Listen, will you just...? - You used to take me out all the time.
The chef ran out of flies halfway through dinner.
Oh, the loneliness of command.
"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup."
Now, ladies and gentlemen, here is our very special guest star
- [drumroll] - It's The Muppet Show,
- Excuse me. - Sorry.
I beg your pardon. Who are you?
- You just missed your cue, that's all. - What?
Just find somebody else to talk...
"What's this fly doing in my alphabet soup?"