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And the waiter said, "Looks like the backstroke."
OK, what do I do with the pigs, Kermit?
of synthesizing Italian dinners out of wool.
♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪
[♪ Ride of the Valkyries]
Right! Where's the frog?!
some cloth-eared Mexican maracas solo!
- [ship beeping and buzzing] - Abandon spaceship!
Gonzo says he can't sing with a long arm.
I hope you'll buy my new record album,
There. Happy? No, I can't try to tie my own shoes!. There. Happy? No, I can't try to tie my own shoes!.
They're asleep. If you want 'em,
So I says to the waiter,
That's why you didn't take me to dinner.
Now, lie down, please.
Two can play at that game. Take this.
"Waiter, there's a flyscreen in my soup."
Ladies and gentlemen, the Great Gonzo!
- No, what's it called? - The Long Arm of the Law.
You want me to do something else?!
Deadliest pirate of the seven seas.
[applause]