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That's it, no pigs, and that goes for monsters, too.
- Now that was hilarious. - Yes, it was really funny.
Kermit, I am not gonna do
[♪ Somebody Stole My Gal]
Stop it at once.
Mmm.
Very funny. Very droll bear.
I hate wearing those ugly thermos bottles.
Now, get your arms out of the way. Oh, Gonzo.
the illustrious first mate, Miss Piggy.
[applause]
- Mr. John Cleese! - [applause]
There. Happy? No, I can't try to tie my own shoes! There. Happy? No, I can't try to tie my own shoes!
My wife said that for a TV interview
[muttering]
- You can't be a pirate. - Of course I'm a pirate.
talking to you from the planet Koozebane,
- One. - [laughing]
Hey, Fozzie, what is red and woolly and five feet long?
OK, well, we had a few false starts here,
I'll tell ye, captain. I be master of this ship now.
Ha-ha! This 'ere ship be under siege!