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You are supposed to be my host! How can you do this to me?
It doesn't have to be a solo, John.
Stand up. Are those your legs?
Uh, check.
You betcha.
No, Mr. Cleese, it's not my nose. It's my arm.
"Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?"
- What? - Shoes!
Aah! Sorry. OK?
I must ask for complete silence from the audience for this act.
And the waiter says, "What's the matter? You ordered a mosquito?"
See-through sides, convertible top.
♪ It's time to meet the Muppets On The Muppet Show tonight ♪
♪ It's time to get things started ♪
OK, what's next, now?
Man the bilge pumps!
♪ To dream the impossible dream ♪
[high-pitched note]
- [man] Pigs in Space! - [screaming]
Yeah, well, the jar is just swell.
Listen, what is that you want exactly?
I'd have hated your lousy cadenza.
The muzzle-loading cannon.
as fired from a muzzle-loading cannon.
I'm gonna lie down for a while.
Oh, don't worry, Gonzo.
♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show ♪