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The girls wear bras
I'm sure I'll hear all of them when I die and go to hell.
Great, I'll go talk to his liver and tell it to stop failing.
And will you ever forget the excessive production of saliva
Gonna be nuts to butts up in that piece. Big ol' wrangle-dangle.
And even more importantly, you will teach them to never,
if you'd just admitted to that a little earlier.
(GUNSHOTS FIRING)
Theodore, I always assumed that someday
Your Loser-Palooza is embarrassing. And I'll be honest with you,
Not my first choice, but I do have chaps.
Me, too.
Three, super-old.
Who did this?
"Miserable, pitiful, sorry, wretched, deplorable, regrettable or sad."
Okay.
That means we don't even know when it ends.
So do yourself a favor. Get a prostate exam,
I didn't make him come back.
my very first thesaurus as a birthday present,
This is yours!
Sorry, bros, you just moved up
So we decided to take another shot,
I'm making quesadillas.
Hey, I'm sorry. I was under the impression
I really hate talking to that guy. It adds an extra shower to my day.