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[thunderclap]
I like to think of it as both now.
Anyone else itching to get shot in their privates?
Boy, will they have a juicy lawsuit on their hands.
Hey, you know, it's pretty rough out there, okay?
I mean. This is a chance to do something new.
We're cutting in live from Penguin's casino
I believe it is a play on "Justice League."
-We got a birthday boy tonight. -What?
C'mon! The city's falling apart!
And dibs? There's no dibs.
It's... Bruce Wayne.
Hey Harley, are you--
The Justice League is kaput, the Legion of Doom is doomed,
They call it new New Gotham.
[Poison Ivy] Okay Psycho, nice and easy.
Did you try texting him?
Heads you live and we'll call it time served.
[growls]
And when I'm done,
Everybody stand back!
Can you incorporate this into a rainbow roll?
[woman giggles]
or that we should do stuff like him?
Will you stop shooing me!
You see, usually penguin only hires
[Sy] ♪ Happy birthday dear... ♪
You're a mistake.
All right, Gordon,
husband and wife cops. An unbreakable bond.
But why?
Ooh, yikes.
[grunts]
Come on, come on. I know you're out there, buddy.
Hey, excuse me!
God bless the United States of America,
[men groan]
just like you asked!
So after the goons fell back in line,
came crashing to the ground,
I stopped all the villains by liberating the goons.
until I decided I'd had enough
On your knees, Jimbo!
[squeaking]
It's a pull!
I am having a blast!