Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's my girl!

Maybe I can steal all the newspapers before anyone else reads them.

Um, you're not going to shake me, are you?

Do you two know each other?

That's right Quinn, because I'm going to read it aloud!

Like, did you know they pay money for those poems inside greeting cards?

Perhaps with compound interest?

When does the subject of compensation come up?

Where are the girls?

I'm trying to keep a low profile since the paper came out.

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The school paper?!

Dad, let's say you have an identity that you didn't even like...

Last week, they were trying out for football, then they won one debate tournament.

Everyone knows that eggplant is the current neutral.

It's deep, it's meaningful, and it's slenderizing.

Oh no! I've been giving my poems away for free!

and for once you'll have something to do on a Friday night instead of sitting around like a loser, you know?

You chime in at just the right moment and then you fade into the background.

Hold it. I think I feel a poem coming on.

Hmm... by the way, anything eating away at your soul?

I found it in the garbage and handed it in.

Is an F+ the same as a D-?

Because now Quinn's going to see firsthand what is feels like to be a brain.

For the school is my prison, and its teachers my imprisoners."

And what's my motivation again?

"Like a hamster on one of those wheel things,

Is something bothering you, daria?

Can I ask you something?