Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wait, I thought you and Dad dated in high school.

-CHRIS: Dad, what... -PETER: H-Hang on, Chris.

when he's diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's disease.

that only had a little bit of sand on it.

and experiencing the profound harmony of the universe,

It was senseless. We were in our clothes,

¶ And isn't it ironic ¶

Unless Daisy Fuentes felt something?

They said it would burn a hole in your brain,

occasionally going into the pool to pee.

All right, where were we?

I knew they were right.

I saw Ace Ventura 50 times.

(sighs) My horse-toothed dreamboat.

to get a PhD in neuroscience

Also, for some reason, I was the only guy

lose all your hair and go bankrupt?

-Cake is delicious. -"No Doubt"?

what everybody did in the '90s--

I'm already engaged to Tom Tucker.

I fell in love with you then, and I'll never stop.

Yeah. I never heard of him before he died,

and then spent the rest of the day doing

Oh, Peter, I got to say,

"The Macarena" is the best father-daughter dance.

to destroy my relationship with your mom once and for all.

Well, that's something!