Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's shocking That is shocking
Holy Shee-at! What the fuck is that?
- Kind of. - Kind of, yeah. (LAUGHS)
It was everything I ever wanted.
I can deal with the situation
You've had that poster up on the wall for, like, 17,000 years.
What is his fucking name anyway?
Oh, I forgot. You can't.
and I thought it was such a good one,
How about, I don't know, The Beatles?
Glory be
It's located in a neighborhood
Do you still have that Beefheart French import Safe As Milk?
are frightened of being left alone for the rest of their lives at 26.
Right. And I'm tired of it.
I'm sorry. Two days ago, you were making tapes
It's something else.
Yeah, I'm sure.
I want to see Penny, and Charlie and Sarah, all of them!
So, anyway, are you in or out, Rob?
Bastard. That's so good, that should have been mine.
She's an extraterrestrial, a ghost, a myth, not a person in a phone book.
There's just no getting over you
No woman in the history of the world is having better sex
Doomed to be rejected
and you're complaining about no more good David Cronenberg films
- Well, call her mother. - She just called.
(CROWD CHEERING)
I don't know. I didn't think about it, really.
We both get it. We both relate.
Bastard, that’s so good that should have been mine.
because it doesn't really exist.
even if she does make these little notes with this little flashlight pen.
And I made her tell me, and she did,
'Cause you'll look back at 10 phone calls a night as the golden age!
were Carly Simon, Carole King, James Taylor, Cat Stevens
Hanging around outside my house.
No fucking way
Will not be replaced
- Then I'm gonna go to work. - And then what?
And if I want to find the song Landslide
Verrrrry pussy!
So, I don't know, do all men go through that?
I've already left it,
The dead? Alvin & the chipmunks? Gwar?
bar-bie
They danced with me and as I held them
Whoo! Am I glad that's over.
She's incredible.
- Hi. - ALL: Hi.
Oh, God, you're right.
(SOFTLY) No.
Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done,
Just in the background somewhere.
Let's get it on
why this has to be on your terms all the time, really.
That all depends.
- Come on, Liz. - Rob, Rob, Rob.
Florida be like:
Definitely.
Oh, my God.
My dad, my dad died.
that doesn't mean the patient's definitely gonna die, does it?
But the phrase "pound-for-pound"...
What f’ing game guy!
- Yeah, they're right over there, man. - Thanks.
This is great! It's got nothing to do with me.
Nirvana, Smells Like Teen Spirit, off Nevermind.
- The Clash... - The Clash!
Anyway, I've started to make a tape,
- Oh. Okay. I'll see you. - Okay.
You'll pay big.
- Do you wanna go? - Sure.
With me loving you
and if it's time to move on, it's time to move on.
She was dramatic, and she was exotic.
And you, you wanted to...
I'm getting to a point where I want to get my shit together
Right now, I just...
- Will you please just go? - Yeah.
Can't somebody see
What's wrong with The Righteous Brothers?
They picked up where your precious Echo left off
I'll call you. Nice to see you.
(PHONE RINGING)
Right now, it's my great, great pleasure
- Hello? Hi. - This is Rob Gordon calling.
I lost my job a month ago. So it's been like hand to mouth...
Upstairs.
- You should turn it up. - Oh, right. Yeah. Okay.
Is that Peter fucking Frampton?
If you really wanted to mess me up, you should've got to me earlier!
Holy trinity
Marvin Gaye and Art Garfunkel make pop records.
Have you ever seen him less than 300 feet tall?
Dumb Motherfucker
- Oh. - Oh?
Now, get your patchouli stink out of my group!
ROB: Then it dawns on me.
If you really wanted to mess me up, you should've got to me earlier!
Good luck, goodbye.
I guess.
I think you're running, you're running from a sharp point
(IN SINGSONG) Let's see.
What's her name?
- What needs sorting out? - Ten phone calls a night.
(SINGING) ljust got out my little red book
Why don't you just get back,
- I'm an old friend of Alison's. And... - What did you say your name was?
like breaking up, is hard to do
Oh, I liked her right away.
fuck them. Let 'em riot.
That's when you're supposed to have sex, Rob. In college!
there was no unit, there was just three people in a mess.
Two. That my affair directly contributed...
I can see now I never really committed to Laura.
Next up, Charlie.
Mmm. What about lan?
You're very lucky that Laura is doing as well as she's doing.
- Championship Vinyl. - Oh, my God. You'd love it.
- Is that for me? - Yeah.
She's gone
What Fucking Ian Guy?
There's just no getting over you
My relationship with Alison Ashmore lasted for six hours,
- Please hold for that number. - May I also have that address?
since I started deejaying, and meeting promising women
We were bound to get around to it sometime.
(WOMAN SINGING INDISTINCTLY)
Oh god you’re right
He’s really fucking good
They picked up where your precious Marked Men left off And you're complaining about no more Marked Men albums
When is this gonna stop?
to criticize a formerly great artist for latter-day sins?
ㅗㅗㅗ
That's character.
- What's next? - Play it!
who spend all their time looking for deleted Smiths singles
She left. She's gone.
a long, slow suffocating death, and I try to figure out why.
How the fuck am I supposed to know? Probably.
Slut
because I'm in the position to invent him.
- But, you know, black. - Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
and she'll never call back.
I can't believe you don't own this fucking record! That's insane!
Oh, yeah, me, too. Well, not lyrics to get down.
I broke up with her. I rejected her.
You're not gonna like it.
Mostly young men
Rob, we're getting that anyway.
in my head.
- What? - You are. You are going through
- Took the morning off. - Come on, Rob.
Hey, do you guys know Vince and Justin,
When I try and get Seth to listen to pop music. And he immediately shuts me down.
(JAZZ SAXOPHONE)
(POP ROCK MUSIC BLARING)
What do you mean? What else is there?
We're on the verge of being called Kathleen Turner Overdrive.