Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I've stopped all that now.

and go work at a Virgin Megastore and never come back.

I mean, it would be like

(CAROLINE LAUGHS)

underneath or even on top of her bra.

I just want something I can ignore

I believe when I fall in love this time

I'll just tell him, you know, about Laura,

Well it fucking should be shouldn’t it?!

You just told them you're gonna put out a record with them?

And with the strength we have

Not even before, when he was living upstairs?

No time for losers

You know, I'm number one. Me. Technically.

And what better way to exorcise rejection demons

It's either that, or I go home and put my hand in the fire.

So. How come I'm suddenly an asshole?

And giving yourself to me

Right. It'll have to be sex, then.

YOU: READ MY LIPS!

Wow! Rob Gordon. The Rob Gordon.

Liver you fucking bitch! Let's work it out!

That's the fun thing about workin' in a record store.

She has no friends called lan!

Because if we are, that's great, that's great.

No. I was living with you, remember?

I mean, what am I? I'm a middleweight.

In a minute. Couldn't you be any more obvious than that, Rob?

I mean, I was thinking that they're just fantasies.

And it's not that she doesn't care, it's just, she's not affected, I guess.

- You've gotta be kidding me. - No, I'm quite serious.

- Yeah, I suppose. - And you wouldn't want to be

I'm an idiot. I should've played the whole album first.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHAWN. YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!

It wasn't his terrible taste. It was his daughter's.

HEY GRINGOS, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!

That's like saying you support the Israelis and the Palestinians.

Don't mind me, really.

Jan himself crashed his...

What if I said I hadn't heard new kvelertak yet

What fucking Ian Guy

Oh, well, you couldn't have been desperate to see it,

Dumb motherfucker.

I WILL FUCKING SOCK YOUR NOSE

You think sex is a basic human right?

...four grand or so...

It's So Funny And Violent, And The Soundtrack Kicks Fucking Ass

- That is not what's upsetting me. - It fuckin' should be, shouldn't it?

But you wouldn't be sleeping with a person.

Mother what a night it really was…mangina’s tough

It will be forever

my all-time favorite book is Johnny Cash's autobiography,

Alison Ashmore, Penny Hardwick,

If u question the reality of something stupid again I will fucking sock you in the nose

You're a fuckin' maniac. I swear to God. If you tore this thing,

I thought this tape was gonna be

What fucking Doug guy?

Oh, man, I'm sorry. I didn't know it was classified information.

but could you take off for a while so I can get my stuff packed up?

Then you gotta take it up a notch, but you don't want to blow your wad.

of the following pieces of information.

Just because it's never the time, Liz? I can't go on apologizing my whole life.

- I'll tell you one thing. - What?

Um, here. She asked me about the new Green Day album, and...

With so much to give

It would give me a better opinion of love right now.

How does a regular guy like me

had no effect on my life whatsoever.

(C.D. CHANGER CLICKING)

- Are you coming home? - Yeah.

(CONTINUES SCREAMING)

and I hint at a deep ocean of melancholy just below the surface.

Hey, it's half past a monkey's ass. Let's go.

Is what better? Better than what?

Dead Man's Curve. Jan and Dean.

And that's suicide.

Alison Ashmore wanted Kevin Bannister and not me.

Oh, won't you please come back

I used to think maybe you loved me

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Dick's got a hot date! How did this happen?

Listen. I'll tell you what. Why don't I just make you a tape?

Well, thanks a fucking bunch.

I'm too tired not to be with you.

- (PHONE RINGING) - What do you do?

Is That Peter Fucking Frampton?

- Come on. Answer the question. - (SIGHS)

We used to listen to him having sex.

Skins thicker. Instincts more developed.

I'm all right, if that's what's upsetting you.

Nothing. Make yourself happy.

(SWITCHING ON LAMP)

She should have done The Number Four with a Smile.

- on Earth as it is in heaven. - Songs at my funeral,

You definitely haven't decided to dump me? Is that it?

because we get back to her house and

I'll tell him next time I see him.

Some people, as far as your senses are concerned, just feel like home.

But it feels, even to me, like I'm being intimate.

And number five, we have architect.

and I can really see why her songs are so good.

Like I care about china. Well, you should.

Billy Joel is ratchet

- No, we're not. - No, seriously. You're totally elitist.

Before you started all this psychotic madness,

You're The Best Thing That Ever Happened To Me by Gladys Knight.

What are you ever doing that can't be canceled?

You are lan's plaything, responding to his touch

- Nice to see you. - Hi.

would give it up and who didn't,

(SINGING) Don't Don't hesitate

Now, get your Cousins stink out of my store!

Unless you want to stub cigarettes out on my arm.

Oh man, finally! Anna!

Bet you can't even remember what you were doing here.

Well, are you gonna talk to me, or shall I get my paper out?

In a minute, when I get it together.

Hey, Rob. You f*cking @sshole.

That's our song!

I thought he might like to talk to you. It's no big deal.