Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut

- Oh. Me? - Yes. My dad really liked you.

I miss her smell

You know who tipped them off? His fuckin' girlfriend. He just wanted to see a movie.

(SPRINGS SQUEAKING)

But in your opinion, would I definitely go?

Who could ever replace your charms

- You were unbelievable. - (CHUCKLES) Really? Well...

Hello, this is Charlie.

and I went into this brief and ill-advised bout of self-righteousness.

A little sunnier.

Only people of a certain disposition

and I made some crack about having kids.

Hear your name and I'd start to cry

Full of stuff that'd make her happy.

What would you think?

Top five side ones. Track ones.

These people are gonna burn the place down.

- You can't. - Why not?

- Want me to come... - You want... Okay, let's go out.

He offended me with his terrible taste.

We can meet for another drink if you want.

Leader Of The Pack.

- I just want something I can ignore. - BARRY: Here's the thing.

Nice, Donnie. Really, really nice. That's just top class.

(HEAVY METAL MUSIC)

This is a delicate thing

I will now sell five of those t-shirts

that I bought it for someone in the fall of 1983 pile,

Producer, Atlantic Records, 1964 to 1971.

- I love you two. Bye-bye. - (RECORDER CLICKING OFF)

I can say that.

Turn it off It won’t go any louder

Rob, are you there? What are you thinking?

Look, can you call me at work?

I work for The Reader. I write a music column.

To be honest, I hadn't met anyone as promising as Laura

you should have gotten to me earlier!

(SNAPS FINGERS)

You know what I'm saying, G?

That is shocking

Relationships have become more sophisticated.

No problem at all.

All right, we have a 9% chance of getting back together.

And if there are, they're cute problems,

- It was a long time after the... - Okay, whatever.

but it's just your garden-variety women, you know, schizo stuff,

The home for the mentally challenged or the blind or the bus station?

You're really upsetting her, and him!

- Very... In a minute. - Excuse me, I was...

Why am I doomed to be left?

she's much smarter than me.

and you're complaining about no more Echo albums.

Perpetrated by Stevie Wonder in the '80s and '90s. Go.

Well, Ray's a disaster.

Very nice, Rob. A sly declaration of new classic status

But things being as they are, you being wiped out and all,

Like thinking about my future.

(CLICKS OFF TAPE)

Ooh, baby I love your way

I will fucking sick your nose

One moment they weren't there,

Number two on the top five all-time Bob list

No, those are for us.

Yeah, yeah. Like a billion, right?

It's gonna be okay.

Come on in. Make yourself at home.

Any profits we split down the middle after I recoup expenses, okay?

So if you had a bit more energy, we'd stay split up?

Would you marry me if I was?

I mean, do you have kids and stuff like everybody else?

To look at us, and think you know what we listen to.

or ill-at-ease.

Hey Rob. You fucking asshole.

And you met this bruiser where, exactly?

I thought this was going to be, a fucking conversation stimulator, man

You meet someone, you move in, she goes!

Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands

Probably seemed like a good idea at the time.

And Laura told her a few things.

We'll just, you know,

Love and settling down and marriage, you know?

- No. - Sort things out.

We talked about the future.

Is this the new Green Day?

I've gotta go, Liz.

But I'm not quite ready for that.

But there will be romance again at some stage, I'm sure.

I’d think you’re a comedic idiot and I’d feel sorry for you

I am a fucking asshole

Then she left me for one of them.

(GRUNGE MUSIC PLAYING)

are throwing some kind of celebration party

She's in the fuckin' phone book.

Um, Marie De Salle's playing.

Yeah, and then... And then I'd feel good.

- Uh, the Kinky Wizards. - Nice.

What fucking Natalie guy

hOW WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT I RELATE TO, WILL ONE DAY FEEL AGRIEVED ABOUT AND POST ABOUT IN AN INTERNET MUSIC FORUM?

Right now, I just want to go home with you.

So, then I asked her if she ever thought about meeting someone else.

One, sense of humor. Very dry, but it can also be warm and forgiving.

She's dry and self-deprecating.

it's really fucking good

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

- Anaugh. - Anaugh? Anaugh Conda?

She'd just been dumped by some asshole named Michael.

that what really matters is what you like

I gotta get some lyrics down on paper.

Marco and Charlie matched.

and maybe even include one of our private little jokes in the liner notes.

And the joys of caring

CHARLIE: Call me tomorrow, okay? Call me. Promise to call me.

People worry about kids playing with guns,

Um, Mom wants you to come to the funeral.

(FAINTER) You didn't realize

- Who are you going to see? - Nobody.

I think just the once would do!

I can handle whatever

'Cause I want to feel something else than this.

I thumbed right through my little red book