Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And then we make love. It's great.

Okay. What are your all-time top five favorite records?

OK, I'm feeling kinda basic today

That is shocking

(DICK'S RECORD CONTINUES)

While I'm at Work

Uh, Chicago. A residence. Mr. Ian Raymond.

Is that Peter fucking Frampton?

We just got together. Is Tuesday night cool for you?

Awful cooking smells.

They won't be hard to find

Listen, Rob, I can't go to the club, either.

- Who is this? - (WOMAN LAUGHING)

You guys slamming to Joni Mitchell now?

Can I ask you a question?

Never released here, a Japanese import only.

Have you slept with him yet?

PUT ON SOME OLD SAD BASTARD SHOW. SEE IF I CARE.

Conclusively, don’t we all feel like this?

You know that song Behind Closed Doors by Charlie Rich?

All I did was talk talk about you

by Fleetwood Mac, I have to remember

Do you still love me?

Hey dorks, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!

So, shall we leave it at that, then?

Number one with a bullet. Welcome Renée.

When's what gonna stop?

This is a delicate thing.

- I know what you're like. - You do, huh?

They always seemed really great is what they always seemed.

And by this measure, I was having one of the best dates of my life.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

Rob, Top Five Musical Crimes Perpetrated by Stevie Wonder in the '80s and '90s. Go.

Did I do and say those things?

Which brings us to number one on the top five all-time breakup list,

I never thought I'd say this but can I go work now?

And you don't want to make anything worse.

Well, in fact, we are talking about someone else.

Well, to me it would mean that you're a liar.

Track one, side one of the Fifth Symphony?

I guess, is the expression I'm looking for.

No fucking way.

- Go to the mall. - What's your problem?

(SINGING) There is something inside that you want to say

I'm good How are you

- Maybe next week. - Oh, no. You said that last week.

I beg your pardon.

First, I have to introduce a band, so please don't leave

Laura Right, right…Laura

So, have you tackled the Great Reorganization yet?

Well, the interesting thing about Green Day is that

She just wanted to pick up some stuff, you know. It was no big deal. It was...

The guy fuckin' beefs it on his motorcycle and dies, right?

Now every time I go for the mailbox

We were of that disposition.

Yeah. Yeah, it is.

- All righty. - Yeah, I got the... Excuse me.

I'm trying to explain, okay?

- But who would that woman be? - Amen.

WHAT FUCKING RETIREMENT

I found, to my surprise, I had flunked out of school.

- Fuckin' asshole. - Hey, hey!

- Can I have it, then? - No. No.

…dumb motherfucker

Rob. Rob Gordon.

played on all the dumb-asses who got rid of their turntables.

Dance music for old people?

- God answered - I believe when I fall in love

before you started all these sanctions,

I don't know. I don't want to take sides.

- So, are you in or out, Rob? - I'm in. I'm in. I'm in.

I'm almost certain she has never met anyone named lan in her life.

I will now get all of Film Twitter to talk about IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT.

to introduce Sonic Death Monkey.

I knew there was a reason I wore a skirt today.

I'd feel guilty taking their money, if I wasn't one of them

If you really wanted to mess me up, you should've gotten to me years ago

Hey. How are you doing?

Those bags look heavy. Where's lan?

- I do. I will. - Just shut up, please.

It's an idea I had when I was with, um, lan

Well thats unfortunate beacause BT suck eeeass

What fucking lan guy?

Do you miss him?

put something new out into the world,

I'm not gonna let that asshole come between me and a fuck.

Have a good weekend?

Is that Peter &$@?%#¥ Frampton?

You'd be sleeping with a whole, sad, single-person culture.

It's just a garage band. It's nothing special.

And Liz stuck up for me.

Oh, man! Finally! Anaugh.

WOMAN: What was the truth?

because there's never any problems.

(SWITCH CLICKING)

- DICK: Rob! - What?

Massive Attack, No Protection, the song is

You know, when you broke up with me, you broke up with me,

but we're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey.

Yeah, let's do that.

And they'd grown breasts.

(MUSIC CONTINUES OVER HEADPHONES)

One Step Beyond by Madness.

Rob, this is everybody.

And anyway, we... We moved on from there.

All right. But from that one sentence,

One of them you don't really want to do anyway.

She doesn't even know. Probably the last time I'll ever hear her voice.

It took me a while to work up the courage.

I want to think about something else.

Now your friends and your girlfriend

- So, how come I got dumped? - (DOOR BUZZES)

And then, we talk about our exes.

I was good at it, I think.

What if I was doing something that can't be canceled?

Sarah, my partner in rejection, who rejected me.

I think it's okay if you feel horny and fucked up at the same time.

So what's the use?

Do you think this is really the time to be talking about...

Made. Made. Marvin Gaye's dead. His father shot him.

Um, I'm gonna talk to you about whether or not

I gotta go now.

ROB: You are as abandoned and noisy as any character in a porn film.

I'd think that you're a cinematic idiot, and I'd feel sorry for you.

And did I agree? And I said yes.

I don't have your number.

- Yeah. We have it. - Great. Great.

And You Can't Always Get What You Want.

to Howlin' Wolf in just 25 moves.

what-does-it-all-mean kind of things.