Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Since you brought that tape in.

That's some cold shit.

Sub-question, is it, in fact, unfair

CHARLIE: I never did. And I was very supportive.

are as follows,

We had that conversation

- What do you call him? Ian or Ray? - Ray.

When the truth of love all planned and firm

You know that song I play, Eartha Kitt Times Two?

Can you see your name on that list, Laura?

Did I, maybe purchase a weezer cardigan sweater to make up for a shitty day?

pre-L.A. Law Susan Dey kind of thing.

DID I DRINK BECAUSE I WAS A WHITE SOX FAN OR WAS I A WHITE SOX FAN BECAUSE I DRINK

I felt like one of those people who suddenly shave their heads

- Is that it? - Yeah.

What did Laura mean last night when she said, I haven't slept with him yet?

- It's great. - Thanks.

- That's what I said. - No, no. You said The Number Four.

And she wanted to give it to me.

she tricked me into saying it.

and asking for 50 grand instead.

And I think I've understood them. They're about girls, right?

You have to deal with a dog from day one.

And we wanted...

A Laura's dad tribute list.

Autobiographical.

Yes. Yes, of course.

I think if you get a dog, you've got to raise it yourself.

This is me every time I get a rejection from a curator on SubmitHub.

Less hard work.

Mother, what a night it really— Angina's tough

That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard.

I wanted to sleep with you one day, but not when I was 16.

I can't believe I left you for him.

- What? - Autobiographical.

I mean, I've read books like Unbearable Lightness of Being,

- So, when she told me... - I met someone else.

Why did you tell her about the store?

I guess I never really got over Liver.

- Come on. - Where?

Now, baby, I'm sure

- God answered my prayer - I believe when I fall in love with you

Did Laura let you leave the house like that?

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

What fucking ian guy?

the record we're having this record release party for.

Put on some old sad bastard music, see if I care

I'll put out your record.

What if I said I hadn't heard new kvelertak yet

I can't fire them.

She was already a lawyer, but she worked for Legal Aid,

Most of all, to yourself.

Brandon picked up where your precious David Cronenberg left off

Did I beat you? Did I tell you you were a bad person?

She says stupid things,

- Shut up, Mom. Goddamn! - (BANGS DOWN PHONE)

Do you want me there?

You know, the who-did-what-to-whom stuff.

Is that why you wanted to see me?

What fucking ian guy?

- Hi, Laura. - Top five dream jobs.

and original, not re-released, underlined, Frank Zappa albums.

Well, technically, I'm her first boyfriend, okay?

How about fucking Beethoven? Track one, side one of the Fifth Symphony?

Can you see your name on that list, Steve?

- Barry, I'm fucking broke, man. - He was gonna buy one record

How can it be bullshit to state a preference?

(MUSIC CONTINUES)

- Soul, trip-hop, salsa... - Ska, techno...

Top 5 side ones. Track ones.

- You want me to leave my own house? - Yes, please.

- Attitudes and friends. - I couldn't go to work

You haven't got a clue.

"Didja hear? [Shitty fascist liar] is terminal"

- More free records. - More free records

But I have to say,

she said remarkably interesting things about music, books, film and politics.

- McGoohan. - That's right!

Man, you're gonna recoup a big, fat Mercedes, is what you're gonna do.

(PHONE RINGING)

We've slept together, but we haven't made love.

By tiny, tiny increments.

And that went further than it should have,

So, uh, where are you staying now?

I know it's not very romantic, Rob.

It just kills me.

and she doesn't even take it out on people when she's having a bad day.

- Hey, Charlie. - Hey, Rob.

(SCREAMS) You're gonna miss me, baby

I've never heard of it before.

Number three in the top five all-time bob list?

All I did was talk talk about you

who told me he had sex with her after something like three dates.

There's no The at the front.

- Number three, any kind of musician. - Besides classical or rap.

- (DOOR CLOSES) - Hi, Mom.

- There's a million things! - It'll be done.

but didn't give it to them for personal reasons.

I'm not telling you.

- Laura. - Laura, right, right. Laura.

Goddamn! That was some cold shit.”

- you're reorganizing your records. - Reorganizing my records.

He’s really fucking good

Now get your Iowan patchouli stink outta my state!

Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable?

- Quit smoking. I'm telling you... - Hey! Your tape.

Penny was great looking, and her top five recording artists

I will now sell five copies of “sitting is the opposite of standing“ by TJ Mack

- (LAUGHS) So you say. - Mom? I'm telling you, for the last time.

I’ve watched all of David Lynch’s films And I think I've understood them.

I've got some other stuff to tell him anyway, so it's no problem.

thousands, literally thousands

If you really wanted to mess me up,

I think he was going through one of those

and everything's goin' great.

(TELEPHONE RINGING)

I don't know. Kids are too time-consuming,

MAN: (SINGING) Who loves the sun

I never thought I’d say this But thanks Christine

(SIGHS) I'm sick of the sight of this place.

you pathetic rebound fuck!

- Her number, or... - I hate to quibble with you, Rob,

And while I was doing it, it's the happiest I've ever been.

Oh, won't you please come back

Actually, we didn't even know what we wanted.

by this band called Stiff Little Fingers.

What F**king Eric Guy?

I had to work that out for myself, though, didn't I?

How about fucking Beethoven?

in my opinion, two bands.

(INDISTINCT RAP MUSIC)

I guess it made more sense to commit to nothing.

This isn’t one of those “What does it all mean” kind of things…?

What can you play?

Well, it means, are we friends or aren't we?

You feel like the unappreciated scholar,

Let's get it on

- Not alphabetical. - Nope.

Do you know that right after they recorded that song,

And Scott showed up And that was four years ago

She should be living on Neptune.