Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Bye, sweetheart. - Bye-bye.

I just want something I can ignore

That's not the point! The single cannot be done.

I used to go to the Double Door to hear you spin.

Your father's angina is a little rough today.

- Hey, Rob. - I just wanted to call and thank you

You don't have it? That is perverse.

But it's gonna be with this guy lan, later, when you're older.

Wasn't her record called, Number Four with a Smile?

Just pretend like you're talking about someone else. It's okay.

I'm really sorry, Jo. Look, I can either stick up for myself,

Help me with my misery

That's another one I don't have to worry about.

Dick, what's this?

Number one. Alison Ashmore.

I felt like a fraud.

(SINGING) Soarin' and borin'

While I'm at Work "You Can't, Can You?"

I can't do that.

ROB: As soon as I saw her, I realized she was the kind of girl

I found the first Licorice Comfits album over at Vintage Vinyl.

and more importantly to his neighbor.

Right down to the bone

most memorable breakups, in chronological order

- One, that I slept with someone else... - He slept with somebody else.

I wanna be with you night and day

I'd feel clean and calm.

You gotta kick it off with a killer to grab attention.

You can say whatever you like.

What rational explanation can there possibly be?

Most of the time

It fuckin’ should be shouldn’t it?!

- Oh, is she in a coma? - Oh, okay, buddy.

What do you want me to say?

And you won't, will you, sweetheart? No.

Jackie Alden's breakup

WHAT F*CKING IAN GUY?!

and she said, matter-of-factly, that we were pretty unhappy at the moment.

Bastard. That's so good, that should have been mine.

What? What do you mean?

And there are never really any surprises, and it never really...

It's really fuckin' good.

Of course I didn't. I didn't know because she hadn't told me.

- So, uh, you live in Chicago now? - I do.

Brother, what a night it really was

Is that Peter fucking Frampton?

Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?

Little Latin Lupe Lu. (CHUCKLES)

Number four, film director.

in the history of the world.

It will be forever

I'm gonna drink wine. I'm gonna watch TV and go to bed.

I just want something I can ignore

Who's the tape for?

I've got to go now, Bob. Okay, bye-bye.

So, Charlie, why'd you dump me for Marco?

Oh, man, that's great!

I borrowed a large sum of money from her...

Could never be wrong

I'm sorry, Rob.

Probably nothing.

...pretty much directly to me terminating the pregnancy.

Why would a girl, no, a woman like Charlie go out with me?

Mitch Ryder & The Detroit Wheels?

- Yeah. - Good.

Marvin Gaye is responsible for our entire relationship.

First of all, the money.

hey rob you fucking asshole!

Have a good weekend?

I always hated that song.

Fuck! I knew it! I knew it!

Why should we be denied our basic human rights,

Is it working out okay?

So, how are you?

Janie Jones, Clash. From The Clash.

You know? And they always seem really great

- Delivers? - Delivers.

Without your precious love I can't go on

So, anyway, are you in or out?

Three, that after the abortion,

Hey, Rob, Laura called.

I mean, what the fuck?

No! I wanna do it now!

We're hot topic fucking bbq!

And we'll keep on fighting Till the end

That's Great, Dick! Really Smoke That Ass.

I was gonna ask you for your top five records to play on a Monday morning.

Sure, I want their money and clothes and jobs and opinions.

Mother, what a night it really... Angina's tough

You know, I don't have that record. Buy it for $40.

Hey, top five songs about death.

I'm thinking...

And I like you with Laura. I think you guys are good together.

I don't care, as long as you don't expect me to hold your hand.

Kiss my neck. Yeah.

Settle for being one of the Memphis Horns or something.

Laura doesn't know anybody called lan.

I thought that post was gonna be a conversation stimulator, man!

It will be forever

She's loyal and honest,

Moore-less universe.

And I guess all that charming, nervous stuff seems to work somehow,

Bastard, That’s so good it should have been mine.

That's the worst fuckin' sweater I've ever seen. It's a Splatoon sweater.

you can be and are wrong

Leave the country! You little bitch!

(SINGING) The night Laura's daddy died

Is That Peter Fucking Frampton?

Hey, everybody! Everybody, this is Rob.

You know I couldn't have sex until after college because I hated it so much?

And maybe sort of looking around for someone else.

It's a record we've been listening to and enjoying, Barry.

She hadn't told me because I had told her that I had sort...

- Thank you. - I mean, it's rough, but, unbelievably,

that she didn't want to see me anymore,

Those were the ones that really hurt.

So... God, Charlie Nicholson. How are you?

I will now sell 5 copies of the new bedd tape

Fuck them. Let ‘me riot. We’re buying a library.

What Fucking Ian Guy

That's great, Dick! Really smoke that ass.

That's shocking.

There are no hard feelings,

Just come on. What would it mean to you, that sentence,

To hold on to this feeling

- Get him! - (SHOUTING)

- You maggots! - Whoa, whoa! Toss it, man!

and Elton John.

Maybe she's been like this all along.

I was here because I wanted to be with you.

- He owns it. It's on Milwaukee... - You'll find everything.

It doesn't seem so long ago that I looked at you from here.

She just burst into tears, and I said, Well, what is it? you know.

This time it will be forever

I was just trying to cheer us up. So, go ahead.