Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why don't I send it over to you when it's done?
Of course!
Really?
It was a sneaky lawyer's trick.
- You love that show? - Yes! (LAUGHS)
Man, you're gonna recoup a big, fat Mercedes, is what you're gonna do.
of five things you'd do if qualifications,
How can someone who has no interest in music own a record store?
(HANGS UP RECEIVER)
John Dillinger was shot dead behind that theater in a hail of FBI gunfire.
- Bye. - (DOOR CLOSES)
Must never end
Oh, you never saw the cover, though. You just had that tape I made you.
WHAT FUCKING IAN GUY?!
you can be and are wrong m
MAN: (SINGING) It feels so good
Listen, Rob, would you have sex with me?
but Alison married her first boyfriend.
Waited 13 years for th e new boards of canada record and... It's really fucking good
- It will be forever - Oh, baby
- You know why she left. - It's got nothing to do with marriage.
Because all you're doing is forming a little unit.
whatever world music was trendy that week.
and said they'd always been punks.
a fuckin' conversation stimulator, man!
- He's not worth it! - Leave town!
And I was hoping you could help me understand why this keeps happening.
Do you want to talk about it?
Is this Charlie?
And I don't think much of this lan guy.
When did you decide to get back with me, exactly?
Most of the time
- You might be sick of it. - (LAUGHING)
Now you don't even do that.
- I'm very sorry, Laura. - Thanks for coming.
I knew it! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
No. Thank you, though, Dick.
You wouldn't be familiar with our immediate influences.
What do you want?
(LAUGHING BITTERLY)
DICK: Are you all right?
Yeah. Oh, remember Marco? I went out with him after you.
It's a mystery of human chemistry, and I don't understand it.
All my romantic stories are a scrambled version of that first one.
The two burgeoning criminals behind this opus are standing by the bar.
Now, get your patchouli stink out of the draft chat!
You can say whatever you like.
I didn't know it was Pick On the Middle-Aged Square Guy Day.
That'd be great if you're not too busy.
I've been living with the guy.
Okay. I'm feeling kind of basic today.
So...
So you've got a list here
It’s the new Belle and Sebastian, you like it?
It's just sad, that's all.
- Why am I not happy? - Because
Yeah, I know. But, lan, there's really nothing to resolve.
Look, let's talk it...
It's not a big deal.
Tell Laura I Love Her. That would bring the house down.
What do you need
(CROWD CHEERING)
I find it interesting that you keep showing up here, Laura.
- That sounds great. - No gigs yet.
(ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPING)
Whoa!
I left because we weren't exactly getting along, and we weren't talking about it.
(WHISPERING) How could this have happened? you ask.
What fucking band
What's the name of your label?
Do we look like the kind of store that sells I Just Called to Say I Love You?
Oh, it's a little warm. I'll put it in the fridge.
become the number one lover man in his postal district?
- but I could be wrong. - You can be,
And if you feel
Very pussy!
What fucking spam guy?!!
That is shocking.
Anyway, me and Charlie, we didn't match.
Throw the Country A through K rack out on the street
I've Got To Go Now, Bob. Okay, Bye-Bye.
Barry, that fucking pricer's busted, and I'm not the one who broke it.
(GUITAR PLAYS SOFTLY)
(LAUGHING)
Well. How are you holding up?
- I just... - So, that's it?
About her
Haha !
And she's got one of the best all-time laughs in the history of all-time laughs.
Sometimes I got so bored of trying to touch her breast
- Rob, we're called Sonic Death Monkey. - Sonic Death Monkey?
- (MUSIC CONTINUES FAINTLY) - What came first?
Do it
And then I come home, and you and I have real problems,
(CRYING) Rob?
I didn't know she was pregnant.
Oh, no, Rob, that's not obvious enough. Not at all.
So, we're trying something else, but it's like they don't know about it,
Brother, what a night it really was
Jjj Ooo
And I just wanted to, you know, do something new,
- What is this? - It's Vince and Justin.
It's so funny and violent, and the soundtrack kicks fucking ass.
- Enjoyed your set. - Thank you.
I want to date a musician.
I’m sorry Chel, I’m struggling here.
It's just a three-song CD. It's a single.
Just kidding.
It's one of my favorite songs.
- Who? - Just someone else.
Who cares that it makes plants grow
Holdin' hands and skimmin' stones
You call, you ask 'em how they are, and you see if they've forgiven you.
Tony Fucking La Russa!
- What is it? Chronological? - No.
Two, she's got character.
that attracts the bare minimum of window shoppers.
The dreaded Marco.
and You just had to fuckin' ruin it.
Whatever. What's the name of your band?
Uh, correct, uh
Do I work from home because I’m a loser? Or am I a loser because I work from home?
Hey, jelly bean.
It won't go any louder!
- How are you? - Good. How are you?
And then, in the morning...
No fucking way.
He just wanted to go to the movies.
- Well, it's not really the issue. - Why? What else is there?
and I'm glad she ditched me and not the other way around.
The Killing Moon EP is almost impossible to find, especially on CD.
How can someone who has no interest in music Play in a band?
and the Uptown Five.
(CHUCKLES) I was actually her first boyfriend
- I'm serious. - Yes, I know.
They were rightfully ours, and we wanted them back.
I made that tape special for today,
So, for this one, I'm thinking...