Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

asked me out, and I was too tired to fight him off,
...It's really fuckin' good.
it shows promise.
I hold myself down
How does he... How does he do it?
- We're not there yet, Justin. - I'm Vince.
How could it get any worse than Laura with lan?
And I'd like to have advice on jet lag, but that's not it.
Like I feel, sugar, come on
we were of that disposition
I will now sell five copies of “Sitting” by TJ Mack
When I saw you leave, I used it as an excuse to get out.
I own this store called Championship Vinyl.
is her and lan, and she suckered me into absolving her.
I don't want this to be the last conversation we have.
that some beautiful, tearful woman will insist on
Hey, Rob You f$#$*%Y@#ng a*{^#hole!
What is this, chronological? No…
What are you getting hot about?
All right. Then the pregnancy.
- I am a fuckin' asshole. - That's it.
Is that Billy Fucking Joel?
- Nine? - Nine.
And I said, I haven’t seen beetlejuice 2, yet.
- (CHUCKLES) Where did she go? - How would I know where?
(PHONE RINGING)
Was I up for that? No. No.
for the nights they know they're gonna sleep with somebody.
I just find these long-lost boyfriend calls a little unnerving.
and the way she tastes.
Hi, this is Tim. City and state, please.
Believe me, I could do a top five things about her that drive me crazy,
- Yeah. - Now I kinda like it.
For the first time, I can see how that's done.
Autobiographical.
I never thought I'd say this but can I go work now?
CC 3 POSTPONED DUE TO HURRICANE
It's the new Belle and Sebastian...
it doesn't make me five grand richer.
- Mmm-hmm. Yeah. - Time will tell at this point,
I was just trying to cheer us up.
That's what you've got to say, is Oh, boy, and Bravo.
Autobiographical
(SCREAMING)
I see. Well, maybe it's my mistake.
- What brought all this on? - I don't know.
and then rubs her feet together an equal number of times.
For a couple of years, I was the deejay at a club.
This is me every time I get a rejection from some curator on SubmitHub.
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
It was like trying to borrow a dollar, getting turned down,
Oh, no. You know what? I don't think I'm selling it this week.
(SINGING) I been really tryin', baby
we get to share a bed with somebody at the same time.
And I was intimidated by other men in her design department
Married her junior high school sweetheart.
the guys that come in my store?
- God, no. - All right. There you go, then.
- Shut up, shut up. - (LAUGHING)
ROB: I started dating a girl who everyone said
- Um... What's your name? - Laura!
Chronological?
Barry, I'll give you 10% of the door if you don't play.
Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald. Gordon Lightfoot.
that anybody hits in any relationship, and it's just gonna happen again.
What's the point? It never goes anywhere.
(SYNTHESIZERS PLAYING)
Oh, drag
I used to dream I'd be surrounded
Uh, nothing.
What fucking seent it guy?
And each girl in my little red book
Those places are reserved for the kind of humiliation and heartbreak
And I said, I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet.
- My name's Anaugh. - The name's... My name's Dick.
- Why? - Because it's a brilliant film.
What came first? The misery or the Husker Fandom?
there's a chance, right?
We're talking about Laura.
Are you defending that ass-muncher? Come on, Rob.
Hey! Do you have Soul?
He's grumpy, he's broke, he hangs out with the musical moron twins,
- Try me. - They're mostly German.
Holy Shiite. What the fuck is that?
Fucking, what are you... Are you insane?
Sluts
Well, forgive me if I don't think of you as the world's safest bet.
- What's up? - Laura's dad died.
You're asking me what would I think if you told me
Slut
I'm just staying with him for a few days until I figure out what I'm doing.
Oh, right. Yeah, Rob. You used to deejay.
Just won't wait
"She's Dry And Self-Deprecating."
Since we got to be
you want to get married to me.
I never thought I'd say this, but can I go work now?
White Light/White Heat, Velvet Underground.
I will now get all of Film Twitter to talk about “It Happened One Night”. - Do it.
(MAN SINGING) Oh, yeah
you know, or some sort of professional appreciator or something.
(CROWD CHEERING)
It would be nice to think that since I was 14, times have changed.
I can survive
Dad used to bring us here when we were kids.
I'm all right. You're the one that hates her job.
(HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
You
I'm tired of everything else, for that matter.
- Okay. Yeah. Yeah. - Nice to see you.
That's how much it means to me not to hear you play.
because I've never been able to.
you know, well, you're okay.
So, shall we leave it at that, then?
- Even if it's a remote possibility. - I suppose so.
You can be. And are wrong.
ROB: Go! Go!
Is it better to burn out than to fade away?
He was sort of, maybe, looking around for somebody else.
Politics, from good to bad No fucking way...
Oh, you do? Well, how about The Jesus and Mary Chain?
How is is bullshit to state a preference
It will be forever
acting all cool about, um, what's-her-name.
Of course you do.
You couldn't have been entirely unprepared like you said.
Hear your name and I'd start to cry
How can it be bullshit to state a preference?
- Twenty, 20%. - No! Come on, Rob. We need the gig.
I'm so sorry, Laura.
Um...
- You put that ad up? - Yeah.
(SOBBING CONTINUES)
if you wanted to come along with us.
I want more. I want to see the others on the big top five.
I told her that I was kind of unhappy in the relationship.
Laura didn't even want to get married.
I will now sell five copies of the three EPs by the Beta Band
Great. Great.
Won't be erased
and I'm just gonna wait here for the bus.
I never thought I'd say this... but can I go work now
(MAN SINGING INDISTINCTLY)
Hey NorthAmerica, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!
You'd give that big final good luck and goodbye to your all-time top five,
Move it, lard-ass!
No, it's not like saying that at all, actually, Rob.
Or at least she had character before the lan nightmare.
- Championship. - LAURA: Hi.