Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But you also have the cotton underwear

Rob, Top Five Musical Crimes Perpetrated by Stevie Wonder in the '80s and '90s. Go

Well, you've asked. Thank you.

Just listen to me. If I said to you...

It will be forever

I hired these guys for three days a week and they just started showing up everyday

Talia Shire in Rocky, if you weren't Rocky.

until after they finish and we play the record.

Wouldn't you rather own your own record store than be an architect?

That's why I came to the store tonight.

Tell me right now what’s wrong with The Righteous Brothers?

I've just invented a sketch of a decent, sensitive guy,

I want to live with a musician.

till way later.

Just because she moved in with some Supertramp fan

Without your precious love I can't go on

How about Point ofKnow Return on Point of Know Return?

I'm clear-focused all around

I can read the signs

Well, this is the last of it.

What the fuck is this???

I think you know that.

I think you have more.

That other girl, or other women, whatever...

ROB: Do you like that one? CHARLIE: Yeah.

- Radiation Ruling the Nation. - Oh, kind of a new record.

I believe when I fall in love with you

ROB: She was nice.

- Which is everybody. - ALL: Yes.

Is it better to burn out than to fade away?

You're like, so bigoted.

I just slotted her in to bump Laura out of position.

Nothin'. What kind of stuff are you into?

Not alphabetical.

(TRAIN PASSING OVERHEAD)

with shrieks of orgasmic delight.

and while we were at it,

- How are you doing? - Me? Not good.

I don't speak about Laura with as much depth.

You could say it was everything I ever wanted, really.

Can you see your name on that list, Steve?

However, this evening we will be Barry Jive

Oh, I don't know what happens now.

I mean, if you want to experiment or whatever...

I have all the other ones.

Nothing, I just prefer the other...

He’s really fucking good

(LAUGHS) Is that really what's bothering you?

- (CLICKS) - (MUSIC STOPS)

(NEEDLE SCRATCHING ON RECORD)

But I don't ever seem to get tired of you.

You know, I guess I think I've always been a professional critic,

you're just not capable of delivering.

you can be and are wrong

than the sex you are having with lan

How much is this deck worth, and how much did you steal?

Well, fuck you, Rob!

or she wants to go see a movie that I've already seen, you know?

You really know what you're talking about.

What fucking Hogan/Kelsey guy?

And then some guy comes in off the street.

Number five. Jackie Alden.

Hello, Laura, this is your mother.

I'm not gonna get off this phone until you agree to meet me for a drink.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Sure, sure. Of course.

We're Sonic fucking Death Monkey.

Attack and defense. Invasion and repulsion.

for three days in a row.

of songs about heartbreak, rejection,

I daydream about it from time to time.

And they have it, too.

(LAURA SOBBING)

and the doctor said, I don't know if this patient has a chance of survival,

I feel good. I feel great.

- Laura, are you all right? - (SOBBING)

not in any form that interested us, anyway,

- About what? - This stuff.

If you really wanted to mess me up, You should've gotten to me years ago

It's sentimental, tacky crap.

Rob! Lookie, lookie! Dick, are you getting some?

I took out every pretty girl in town

Oh, yeah? Great. Do you want to come for a dinner party tomorrow night?

- You know what I'd want? - Huh?

I'm sorry, Charlie, but what does Are you in or out mean?

She is Mrs. Kevin Bannister, and she lives in Australia.

I thought maybe we should talk.

and she moved in with me.

and then the next, you couldn't miss them.

That's character

You haven't changed so much as a pair of socks since I've known you.

- Very pussy! - (CHUCKLES) Excuse me, I was...

I've come to the conclusion That my guts have shit for brains

(HARMONICA PLAYING)

I'm not experimenting. Why don't you go experiment?

Conclusively, don’t we all feel like this?

I believe when I fall in love with you

and everyone had to just fuckin ruin it.

that had been unlawfully annexed by the opposite sex.

or I can believe everything you say about me and end up hating myself.

I feel like a new man. I feel so much better, in fact,

Is she all green and fuzzy and mossy?

Apart from, you meet someone, you move in, she goes!

That's so good. That should have been mine.

It will be forever

What this one girl's done to me

- Yeah. - Seven years' training.

I believe when I fall in love with you

Should I turn my Bass Down? It won’t go any louder

I changed my mind.

Oh, no, Jen, that's not obvious enough. Not at all.

I wrote that about me and my ex dividing our record collection.