Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, yeah? Great. Do you want to come for a dinner party tomorrow night?

- Yeah. - Seven years' training.

Talia Shire in Rocky, if you weren't Rocky.

It will be forever

or I can believe everything you say about me and end up hating myself.

- Laura, are you all right? - (SOBBING)

- Very pussy! - (CHUCKLES) Excuse me, I was...

You really know what you're talking about.

That's so good. That should have been mine.

She is Mrs. Kevin Bannister, and she lives in Australia.

- You know what I'd want? - Huh?

(TRAIN PASSING OVERHEAD)

Can you see your name on that list, Steve?

Rob! Lookie, lookie! Dick, are you getting some?

What fucking Hogan/Kelsey guy?

and everyone had to just fuckin ruin it.

- Which is everybody. - ALL: Yes.

or she wants to go see a movie that I've already seen, you know?

Rob, Top Five Musical Crimes Perpetrated by Stevie Wonder in the '80s and '90s. Go

Well, fuck you, Rob!

I took out every pretty girl in town

Oh, no, Jen, that's not obvious enough. Not at all.

You haven't changed so much as a pair of socks since I've known you.

that had been unlawfully annexed by the opposite sex.

I have all the other ones.

I'm not experimenting. Why don't you go experiment?

I feel like a new man. I feel so much better, in fact,

you can be and are wrong

Should I turn my Bass Down? It won’t go any louder

I've come to the conclusion That my guts have shit for brains

than the sex you are having with lan

ROB: She was nice.

However, this evening we will be Barry Jive

Nothin'. What kind of stuff are you into?

I believe when I fall in love with you

(LAUGHS) Is that really what's bothering you?

Just because she moved in with some Supertramp fan

Nothing, I just prefer the other...

Oh, I don't know what happens now.

I think you know that.

Hello, Laura, this is your mother.

Well, this is the last of it.

Conclusively, don’t we all feel like this?

He’s really fucking good

with shrieks of orgasmic delight.

That's character

until after they finish and we play the record.

I'm sorry, Charlie, but what does Are you in or out mean?

I've just invented a sketch of a decent, sensitive guy,

I thought maybe we should talk.

How much is this deck worth, and how much did you steal?

I changed my mind.

(LAURA SOBBING)

But I don't ever seem to get tired of you.

I just slotted her in to bump Laura out of position.

It's sentimental, tacky crap.

Without your precious love I can't go on

And they have it, too.

That's why I came to the store tonight.

What this one girl's done to me

you're just not capable of delivering.

and the doctor said, I don't know if this patient has a chance of survival,

I hired these guys for three days a week and they just started showing up everyday

I think you have more.

I mean, if you want to experiment or whatever...

Just listen to me. If I said to you...

I believe when I fall in love with you

I wrote that about me and my ex dividing our record collection.

Well, you've asked. Thank you.

You're like, so bigoted.

Wouldn't you rather own your own record store than be an architect?

and while we were at it,

What the fuck is this???

till way later.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Sure, sure. Of course.

It will be forever

- (CLICKS) - (MUSIC STOPS)

for three days in a row.

- About what? - This stuff.

You could say it was everything I ever wanted, really.

I'm not gonna get off this phone until you agree to meet me for a drink.

We're Sonic fucking Death Monkey.

and she moved in with me.

- How are you doing? - Me? Not good.

Is she all green and fuzzy and mossy?

I can read the signs

I want to live with a musician.

And then some guy comes in off the street.

You know, I guess I think I've always been a professional critic,

I feel good. I feel great.

Apart from, you meet someone, you move in, she goes!

not in any form that interested us, anyway,

and then the next, you couldn't miss them.

How about Point ofKnow Return on Point of Know Return?

I believe when I fall in love with you

(NEEDLE SCRATCHING ON RECORD)

Attack and defense. Invasion and repulsion.

Number five. Jackie Alden.

If you really wanted to mess me up, You should've gotten to me years ago

- Radiation Ruling the Nation. - Oh, kind of a new record.

Is it better to burn out than to fade away?

Tell me right now what’s wrong with The Righteous Brothers?

I don't speak about Laura with as much depth.

ROB: Do you like that one? CHARLIE: Yeah.

I daydream about it from time to time.

(HARMONICA PLAYING)

That other girl, or other women, whatever...

I'm clear-focused all around

Not alphabetical.

But you also have the cotton underwear

of songs about heartbreak, rejection,