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God's gonna hunt you down and give you AIDS
Is funny because they all do!
Mom, how come when we see these guys on the street corner
- I don't wanna. - You work for me. Now, drink it.
Could you say whole speech again in English?
and then try to punish us when we demand to be treated like human beings.
Peter, how was your first day?
Quickly! Quickly! Quickly! Run Fast! Quickly! - Rapid Dave
Peter, I don't think that Lou Diamond Phillips is Japanese.
until they have a respectable collection.
- I got you now, mouse. - Yeah? Well, up your ass, cat.
Not so bad? We're sharing a tool shed with seven other families.
Wow, these DVD's are only 99 cents apiece.
Long Live Michael McDonald!
I come in anyway.
Me at Bottoms Up last night
We now return to
and then go get settled down at the servants' quarters.
I mean, this is an American company.
so I brought along Michael McDonald to help us out.
But, Peter, why would you want to harm a fellow American citizen?
When you say USA
but, someday, we will return to Mexico because our heritage is rich and glorious.
House keeping? Come back yater please !
- Yes, sir. - All right, I wanna see it.
Do you suppose she'll be everything we've dreamed?
K
- I said umbrella. - It's not umbrella.