Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

including the " Behaving Like an American at the Airport" test.

We now return to

Horrible! I never worked so hard in my life.

"The land of the free and the home of the blank."

Why, you son of a bitch.

- Home of the Whopper? - You've got to be kidding me.

Wait, wait, hang on a second. Are you saying there's more to being Mexican

Right away, Mr. Pewterschmidt, sir.

Oh, dear. You know, Peter, you can always take a citizenship test.

See, this isn't so bad.

Do you understand? (hans slam the door)

Could you say whole speech again in English?

What he just said does not represent the America that I know and love.

And here comes the next float, honoring uninjured veterans.

You'll officially be an American citizen.

We are gonna patrol the borders and keep this town as clean as a Jewish porno.

Peter, you do not have to do this.

Oh, my God! That was beautiful! I am proud to be an American,

He stole it! I was gonna do that to my penis!

My blood. I'm a diabetic, and I need you to test it.

like my cousin Peter the Pig needs a new house.

Oh! Well, good news there. All right, you wanna head down to the INS?

Yeah, you know, so did I. Well, I guess everything's back to normal.

Well, they all do eventually. Except for Noriega.

- Angela, I have a complaint. - What is it, Griffin?

What? No, I was just...

Daddy employs lots of immigrants, and he said you could work at the mansion.

WHY YOU SON OF A BITCH.