Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Because 9/11 changed everything, Brian. 9/11 changed everything.

- I missed you. - So has the morgue.

I wouldn't do that, if I were you.

Oh, look who it is! Come here so I can give you a hug!

Is violence in movies and sex on TV

I went to Mexico to terminate my pregnancy.

Now, question number one. Who discovered America?

Well, I mean, technically it's yours, but we don't feel like you deserve it,

Lucky there's a family guy

It's taken us all by surprise, Meg.

- Isn't that dangerous? - I don't know. Probably.

Are you serious? We come to a mansion, and you want to live with the help?

Ramón, quickly!!!

Mom, what are you saying?

Credits, commercials, Ford, Subway, Doritos,

This country needs more immigrants

Now, wait a minute! He is too an American.

I thought Krypton was destroyed.

Hey, look, Lois, "The John McCain Experience."

- Where is your wife's hometown? - One more, one more.

You shouldn't be...

And a well-funded 401k.

and I say it's time for us to take it back! Who's with me?

Housekeeping Come Back Later Please

All right, guys, it's gonna be a long night of border patrol,

Dick Sargent. It was Dick Sargent.

I promise I won't let you down.

Come here so I can give you a hug!

A dangerously insane human being.