HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
GUIDES
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
GUIDES
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
but then I saw Lou Diamond Phillips in Young Guns,
And here comes whackadoo film director, Oliver Stone.
to a friend of mine in Washington, and he can push your paperwork through.
'Cause we've got Cleveland and Quagmire, and Joe and Mort
Must've been a woman pilot
- Peter, how come you're not at work? - I got fired for being an illegal immigrant.
They're making the best of it.
Peter, where did you get that suit?
They just take one DVD a month from the house they're cleaning
What? What the hell, man? I don't throw away your stuff!
Stick around...
- There they are. - Hi, Mom.
Well, I am gonna make sure people like that stay out of Quahog from now on.
Here's Cheaper by the Dozen, and in Spanish, it's called Small Family.
I'm boring myself. Guess I'll listen to some music.
You drive my grandmother to doctor's appointment?
- Yeah! - We rock!
Now, do your jobs or I'll deport your lazy asses back to the third world.
Michael, did you hear the good news? We're getting a new nanny.
Oh, no. That boy's ball fell out of the cup.
so take my family's luggage to their rooms,
And I won't forget the men who died who gave that right to me
- Hi, Grandma! - Grandma!
- It's getting a little offensive. - That's my only offer. Take it or leave it.
So, give me the good news. Did I pass?
- I had fun. Yeah. - All right, we'll be back after this.
Peter, why did you have my acupuncturist arrested?
pancakes??
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land
He's gonna do back-up vocals for everything we say.
I wanna be President!
But God had other plans, and you were born right there.
I don't know how to tell you this, but you weren't born in America.