Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right, boys.
That's what this is for.
Who?
Me.
Much obliged for hurrying right over.
Dash Riprock.
Oh, I'm ring-a-ding-ding over that man.
Just wing him so he can't run.
Run wonders for Miss Jane, that and some poetry.
Dash behaving himself.
My dog is whatever Miss Jane's got.
Well.
And you thought she was Ellie Mae Clampett?
And when you're parked with her, who needs it?
Hey, everybody, Dash Riffrock's here.
Well, Granny, there's only one thing that can make a girl forget a boy.
It is made of steel.
He's gonna stop right out of here.
Hillbilly, that is.
I still can't figure what Miss Jane's got that Ellie May ain't got more of.
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.
Hop in.