Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The play's tomorrow, and it's 50% of my grade...
- I bet they let him ride a pony. - Aren't you supposed to go help Lane?
I'm sorry you got dumped, but I'm not dating a kid.
It's very On the Town.
and that's what you'll be doing. Resting. Because it's boring.
we-don't-let-a-clock-run-our-lives thing.
The ending to Romeo and Juliet isn't exactly a secret.
Someone's letting her personal feelings interfere with her leadership.
Then, at the play, right as Tristin enters to find you dead...
adding a level of reality few productions have seen before.
you'll have to discuss your sock hops and clambakes some other time.
- What dost my lady think? - That you're going to be late for the joust?
I die.
You should come with us and watch Rory perform.
But this kind of honesty will only make you feel less guilty...
- Sorry I'm late. - What do you think you're doing?
I don't like the way he's messing with you.
Thus with a kiss...
- Hi. I'm Rory. - Brad. From third-period Shakespeare.
They aren't the best people to be hanging out with.
We're thinking it's a wedding present.
- Bye, Lorelai. - Bye, Dean.
I meant of thy lovely headdress crafted by thy mother's artful hand.
I feel bad doing this every week.
You do your Math? History?
I was just wondering what time rehearsal is tomorrow.
Believe it or not, Shakespeare probably never intended his plays...
Lorelai, there you are, you naughty girl.
He's a little younger, but he's very sharp.
not to make Romeo and Juliet into a Vegas lounge act.
Yes, we have great need. You can be our Romeo.
Is it big enough? The site says it's 720 square feet.
Fine. Give me a knife.
Tristin was born to be Romeo.
Please, don't be mad. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
- Mama, is that for me? - Why?
- Henry? - Here.
- What? - He needed cigarettes...
Dinner?
I am so sorry. I am such a klutz.
Just ticked the old man off, that's all.
Good. So now Brad can be Friar Tuck, and I can be Juliet.
so maybe you could just give me Aunt Clarissa's phone number?
See you in half an hour.
- Where are you going? - I'll just be a sec.