Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why are you smiling? Do you think this is a joke?

But see, we're all there trying to map out a game plan and rehearsal schedule...

- Oh, man! Mom, Dad, that is Luke. - We heard so much about you.

I'm heading for class.

Dean can leap from the audience and rip his head off...

Why don't they sew our sides together and rename us Chang and Eng?

you fail Shakespeare, you don't get into Harvard.

What are you doing here? I thought you went to dinner.

All right. That's it. This afternoon, we are going to engage...

- I name everything. - You didn't name the toaster.

- Some days, I'm, like, 'Could be cooler. ' - I won't wait up for you.

We went out the other night.

- I'm a terrible person. - Hold on.

I was trying to think of something that would make this kiss as special.

I found a web site called miss-patty. Net. It's in your town.

that St. Peter will show on the big video screen when I die...

- But are you moving on? - Yes, I'm moving on.

There's no point in talking to you. I knew, yet I tried. Won't happen again.

Yep, you sure will.

where she and her family take a rafting trip...

and we weren't together anymore because we'd broken up?

Listen, I'd love to chat about who else in the family is currently...

- Why are you so mad at me? - I just think it's embarrassing.

It's possibly going to screw up the really good thing you have going now.

- Pre-transition guy? You're allowed that? - Absolutely.

- When we were broken up. - Not a good idea to yell at him right now.

I've got to read the rule book more carefully.

- Enjoy the notes. - Thank you. Enjoy the burrito.

Kate's in Act Three...

No, just leave it there. I'll take it back tomorrow.

I pulled them apart without bloodshed and explained it all to Dean.

Excuse me. We reserved this place for 8:00 sharp, and my watch says 8:04.

You'll get an 'A,' the Actors Studio will go nuts...

I'm not embarrassed.

- I'm working. Us older guys do that. - Why are you being so mean to me?

I am hurt. A plague on both your houses!