Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't have very many people in my life...
Dating. Do you have that down?
but your boyfriend's watching.
together with my third-period Shakespeare...
It'd make me more comfortable.
Wrong. Juliet's supposed to be chaste.
- Hello, our interpretation? - Right.
- I got something to settle with this guy. - Outside, please.
- Pleasure, really. - Yeah, me, too.
Think of him as the pre-transition guy.
I am still pretty peeved by how he acted earlier.
Hey, Rory...
Where's Tristin? He said he was coming with you.
- and kill themselves? - No, thanks. But have a good time.
I'll come on Sunday, too.
But I do believe the burrito bit will live on. It was a totally casual date.
- Isn't there a card? - No.
- Do you think my hair looks cool? - Bye.
How sad for you.
- Luke, can we get another round? - Coming right up.
Did it mention me by name? I mean, okay, I'm just kidding.
Forget it, honey. The town likes to tease. Plus, he did look really young.
Louise acts like she's the priest in a Madonna video.
- Come on, Lorelai. - What?
Tomorrow we look into private school.
but I'd really like to get an 'A' on this assignment, and to do that...
We can, using his ice cream maker. But II Duce here is going back.
- And hello to you, too. - Week after week. How do you do it?
Here's to my love.
By George, I think he's got it.
Anyone dumb enough to hang out with Butch Cassidy and the Sun-dunce Kid...
I'm all yours.
when we'll all be raised by machines. No human contact whatsoever.
What? You're kidding. Who is he?
He's a pretty cool guy, actually. He's cute, funny...
- Maybe Dean won't even come tonight. - He'll be there.
more concerned with getting 'A's' than with the fate of Macbeth.
That Tristin and I, that we kissed at that stupid party.
Like, if it arrives after a certain date, the giver forfeits all rights of return.
- We're rehearsing here now. - What?
- You're kidding. - Not by himself.
I have to bail, before we get to the hugging part.
and you can explain that you were going through something.
and Paris moved the rehearsal to Miss Patty's at the last minute...
Your point being?
It's too much 'what if. ' I like things I can count on.
Okay. You can apologize, and you can put back the money...
- 'Let's make Tristin Romeo. He's hot. ' - What about Brad?
I didn't know there was someone in our family named Bunny.
- I have to tell him. I don't have a choice. - Okay. Fine.
then Paris moved our rehearsal to here, and I didn't have time to tell you.
- Doogie Howser was a doctor at 16. - Doogie Howser was not real.
- You know, at the party. - What?
remember, this will be 50% of your final grade.
But the second half was about gifts, and she said if it arrives after 10 weeks...
was set during the final days of The Sonny and Cher Show.
- Funny you should say that. - I need to take five.
So, Rory, how are you?
- Maybe we should start. - Without Paris?
- Watch what? - Watch you.
- Nice. What part are you playing? - Don't know yet.
- I want you to meet my daughter, Rory. - Hi. Nice to meet you.
Summer's in Act One, Beth and Jessica are in Act Two...
- I think Shakespeare will recover. - That's good.
And we're watching The Shining.
The acoustics are very similar to Grant Hall, and...