Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

was melting the snickers bar for the sketch...

Chappelle's Show.

Don't push me 'cause I'm close

Tell the wild card boy not to get off their horse

I'm gonna rock it tonight!

But check mine out.

Strong back shit lifting it up

Y'all tell anybody, I'll kill you!

and made a lot of friends and had a really good time!

to really drive the point home to the youth,

You know what dog food tastes like?

The goofiest crackhead in the town.

to intentionally destroy the black community.

Craziest thing I ever did sexually?

It's the bomb. It's pretty hot, right?

You know, we've been getting a little flack in the press.

Gay sex is gross.

That kids was the first time I sucked a dick for crack

(man) Yo, this nigga is off the hook!

I'm just awake dog. I'm doing great dog.

Even young children could afford it... it's so bad.

Get it straight or get the fuck up out my face dog.

Can you say marijuana?

And me and my friends would laugh and giggle

They all talk fast but they all think slow.

Me and my friends would go home

they always have a real, live crackhead

Have your preacher man talking low getting his cross.

the quiet, the livest, the realest, and that's close.

How will I know when drugs around,

Chappelle's Show.

Thanks for coming back.

You getting out of jail!

right back in the jail for the same shit

like he conscious.

And I actually happen to have a pretty white girl here.

On second thought, yeah he did.

Wrap it up! (moaning)

So that was college, how about you?