Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Have your preacher man talking low getting his cross.

It's the bomb. It's pretty hot, right?

They all talk fast but they all think slow.

The goofiest crackhead in the town.

Chappelle's Show.

And I actually happen to have a pretty white girl here.

Gay sex is gross.

Can you say marijuana?

Get it straight or get the fuck up out my face dog.

Chappelle's Show.

to really drive the point home to the youth,

How will I know when drugs around,

Don't push me 'cause I'm close

they always have a real, live crackhead

(man) Yo, this nigga is off the hook!

So that was college, how about you?

I'm just awake dog. I'm doing great dog.

I'm gonna rock it tonight!

right back in the jail for the same shit

and made a lot of friends and had a really good time!

Strong back shit lifting it up

Tell the wild card boy not to get off their horse

Wrap it up! (moaning)

And me and my friends would laugh and giggle

That kids was the first time I sucked a dick for crack

On second thought, yeah he did.

Y'all tell anybody, I'll kill you!

Thanks for coming back.

to intentionally destroy the black community.

But check mine out.

was melting the snickers bar for the sketch...

Me and my friends would go home

Even young children could afford it... it's so bad.

Craziest thing I ever did sexually?

the quiet, the livest, the realest, and that's close.

You know what dog food tastes like?

You getting out of jail!

You know, we've been getting a little flack in the press.

like he conscious.