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Tell the wild card boy not to get off their horse
But check mine out.
I'm just awake dog. I'm doing great dog.
(applause)
was melting the snickers bar for the sketch...
I earned it!
Yeah yeah.
Have your preacher man talking low getting his cross.
You know what dog food tastes like?
On second thought, yeah he did.
You know, we've been getting a little flack in the press.
Please enjoy.
Craziest thing I ever did sexually?
Me and my friends would go home
You getting out of jail!
DELICIOUS
Strong back shit lifting it up
Wrap it up! (moaning)
So that was college, how about you?
Can you say marijuana?
Get it straight or get the fuck up out my face dog.
Even young children could afford it... it's so bad.
Chappelle's Show.
Hey, y'all,
It's the bomb. It's pretty hot, right?
the quiet, the livest, the realest, and that's close.
The goofiest crackhead in the town.
like he conscious.
What?
Yeah, right?
That kids was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
How will I know when drugs around,
right back in the jail for the same shit
to really drive the point home to the youth,
to intentionally destroy the black community.
they always have a real, live crackhead
(man) Yo, this nigga is off the hook!
Wrap it up.
Chappelle's Show.
And I actually happen to have a pretty white girl here.
I'm gonna rock it tonight!
Don't push me 'cause I'm close
Gay sex is gross.
Y'all tell anybody, I'll kill you!
and made a lot of friends and had a really good time!
And me and my friends would laugh and giggle
They all talk fast but they all think slow.
Thanks for coming back.