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is if a pretty white girl sang my thoughts.
for real, I like lesbians.
I wouldn't mind sticking a finger or two
doing the little mommies winding up their waist for
Hi, thank you!
Pouring liquor on the day you was born.
Oh, oh, oh, okay, okay, okay...
Pretty white girl, come on out.
(Jamaican accent) The cards don't lie!
why are you calling me up, trying to confuse me?
(narrator) This week, Tyrone visits a local middle school
It is truly an honor and it's privileged
they're not gonna know.
and take $5, $10, maybe $20 out her purse,
Wrap it up, "b"!
or whatever your school is called, today.
(farting)
But I'm gonna do mine real.
Come on fall back
(pounding gavel)
Second of all, you know I'm vacillating here, trying to...
everybody that helped me out this week.
Pull up to your spot on low.
And these little ones are 10 and 11 years old.
What you think this is some kind of crayon?
It's the finals, you're gonna need it to pass
All right, everybody.