Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So do white people.
saying half the things I be thinking.
ba ba ba boo, ba ba ba boo
It's my money, bitch!
And when I'm letting off a round don't get in the cross.
come talk to the kids.
looks alike to me.
I was like Gina, number one,
Or if I dated four white girls myself.
Stop skipping your remedial class.
Psych, you thought I was done didn't you?
and ate cookies with me and sang songs for 16 hours.
The crime you've committed was very serious,
Thank you for being here.
Sometimes, Dave will talk with a phony baloney Jamaican accent.
Drugs and alcohol have ruined my life!
With "The Wrap It Up Box," things will come to an end
Well, then, my girlfriend Gina, she called me up,
All right, I'm hearing an accent.
I couldn't prove it.
I just sold my car…cocaine here I come
The funny thing was, the dude that does the props
Dave Chappelle is not a psychic.
Buying paint to put your face on the wall.
Stop... driving.
when their speech runs on too long.
Oh!
(cheers & applause)
YOU’RE WELCOME, TEACHER BITCH!
(Jamaican accent) Call me now for a bumble-cluck reading!
I'll kill you!
that were written calling us controversial,
O.J. didn't do it.
Me and D. Chappelle got it yellow taped off.
Yo, wrap it up, "b"!
I sucked a dick for crack.