Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Drugs and alcohol have ruined my life!

looks alike to me.

It's my money, bitch!

I just sold my car…cocaine here I come

Dave Chappelle is not a psychic.

All right, I'm hearing an accent.

The crime you've committed was very serious,

and ate cookies with me and sang songs for 16 hours.

I couldn't prove it.

With "The Wrap It Up Box," things will come to an end

that were written calling us controversial,

Stop... driving.

YOU’RE WELCOME, TEACHER BITCH!

I was like Gina, number one,

So do white people.

O.J. didn't do it.

Thank you for being here.

Yo, wrap it up, "b"!

Well, then, my girlfriend Gina, she called me up,

I sucked a dick for crack.

saying half the things I be thinking.

The funny thing was, the dude that does the props

(cheers & applause)

ba ba ba boo, ba ba ba boo

come talk to the kids.

And when I'm letting off a round don't get in the cross.

Sometimes, Dave will talk with a phony baloney Jamaican accent.

Psych, you thought I was done didn't you?

when their speech runs on too long.

(Jamaican accent) Call me now for a bumble-cluck reading!

Me and D. Chappelle got it yellow taped off.

Or if I dated four white girls myself.

Buying paint to put your face on the wall.

Stop skipping your remedial class.