Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Stop skipping your remedial class.

saying half the things I be thinking.

Sometimes, Dave will talk with a phony baloney Jamaican accent.

O.J. didn't do it.

Me and D. Chappelle got it yellow taped off.

and ate cookies with me and sang songs for 16 hours.

Psych, you thought I was done didn't you?

when their speech runs on too long.

Well, then, my girlfriend Gina, she called me up,

So do white people.

Buying paint to put your face on the wall.

Stop... driving.

come talk to the kids.

Drugs and alcohol have ruined my life!

I just sold my car…cocaine here I come

Dave Chappelle is not a psychic.

The funny thing was, the dude that does the props

(Jamaican accent) Call me now for a bumble-cluck reading!

The crime you've committed was very serious,

(cheers & applause)

I couldn't prove it.

All right, I'm hearing an accent.

looks alike to me.

And when I'm letting off a round don't get in the cross.

Or if I dated four white girls myself.

Thank you for being here.

YOU’RE WELCOME, TEACHER BITCH!

ba ba ba boo, ba ba ba boo

I sucked a dick for crack.

It's my money, bitch!

With "The Wrap It Up Box," things will come to an end

I was like Gina, number one,

Yo, wrap it up, "b"!

that were written calling us controversial,