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Thank you. Good evening, and welcome to America's only pageant

(AUDlENCE CLAPPlNG)

What? I got a place where you can see a little better.

"Contestants will be supervised at all times."

Well, that's the way they do it at all these things.

Give me two. And could we have...

The third runner-up,

Okay. Out! Get out!

Why, you just wouldn't do it!

You. You see that doesn't happen again.

The package must be in Paris the day after tomorrow.

She's the only contestant who was a runner-up.

But you still haven't told me what I have to do.

Are they still out there?

They found this agent this morning,

The talent competition will be taped this afternoon

Oscar, look, before I put on this sash

Is it time for bed already?

the nominating committee meetings, the rehearsals.

All my life I'll feel it

MAN: All Miss United States contestants backstage for the talent taping.

in the bathing suit procession.

I'll give it to her.

First, you were late for the taping, now this.

Now, I'll be in the back of the center

Helen? Are you... What about Jaime? Is she all right?

Helen, I have to follow someone.

You know what? I really liked my old legs better.

SALLY: I'm putty in your hands.

But you're our Miss United States, lady

RAYMOND: Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please.

(STAMMERlNG) They won't let us out before tonight.

Look what I found.

during the finals tomorrow night.

But you're just in time to answer a question for our judges.

RAYMOND: Now, the next name I announce will be the first runner-up.

You know, the excitement of all of this,

Well first, to call Oscar, and then to try to find that computer circuit

I hate it. I need your help.

Have Helen come as a chaperone.

I am sure you can well understand

Miss United States!

the security is incredible. I can't send a man in.

I can't do that.

Oscar? This is Helen Elgin.

And one of these outstanding American women

ANNOUNCER: And now, your Master of Ceremonies, Mr. Smile himself,

Well, as you can see, I was in the shower.