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Well, as you can see, I was in the shower.
Now, I'll be in the back of the center
(CLANKlNG)
Is it time for bed already?
But you're just in time to answer a question for our judges.
Well, that's the way they do it at all these things.
And one of these outstanding American women
All my life I'll feel it
Oscar, look, before I put on this sash
in the bathing suit procession.
Helen? Are you... What about Jaime? Is she all right?
Well first, to call Oscar, and then to try to find that computer circuit
SALLY: I'm putty in your hands.
"Contestants will be supervised at all times."
The talent competition will be taped this afternoon
What? I got a place where you can see a little better.
RAYMOND: Now, the next name I announce will be the first runner-up.
Thank you. Good evening, and welcome to America's only pageant
You know what? I really liked my old legs better.
I am sure you can well understand
You know, the excitement of all of this,
(STAMMERlNG) They won't let us out before tonight.
We'll wait.
during the finals tomorrow night.
Give me two. And could we have...
Have Helen come as a chaperone.
I can't do that.
MAN: All Miss United States contestants backstage for the talent taping.
Look what I found.
Why, you just wouldn't do it!
Terrific!
the security is incredible. I can't send a man in.
But you're our Miss United States, lady
The package must be in Paris the day after tomorrow.
I'll give it to her.
They found this agent this morning,
The third runner-up,
Are they still out there?
Teardrops
ANNOUNCER: And now, your Master of Ceremonies, Mr. Smile himself,
RAYMOND: Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please.
(SCREAMS)
Feelings
the nominating committee meetings, the rehearsals.
Helen, I have to follow someone.
Oscar? This is Helen Elgin.
I hate it. I need your help.
Snorkeling?
You. You see that doesn't happen again.
Miss Texas!
She's the only contestant who was a runner-up.
Okay. Out! Get out!
First, you were late for the taping, now this.
Miss United States!
(AUDlENCE CLAPPlNG)
But you still haven't told me what I have to do.